Have no desire to make your own Firearm? (are you even white?)
Don't want to buy one from a dealer?

Well as long as you don't live in New Jersey, Illinois, Washington D.C. or New York City you can purchase a Muzzle loading rifle and have it shipped directly to your home.

https://www.muzzle-loaders.com/rifles/inline-muzzleloaders.html

Takes a bit of effort to load and alot more care than a normal rifle, but at least you stop larping on telegram about owning a firearm now.