At least you can still be a ninja in America. Land of the free, home of the shinobi.
The UK’s “ninja sword” ban is in response to the murder of a 16 year old with a bladed weapon. The murderers were Prabjeet Veadhasa and Sukhman Shergil. We’ll go out on a limb and say those probably aren’t traditional British names. Instead of passing a laughable ninja sword ban, is there anything else they could look into banning? Anything at all? Any ideas?… Anything in the realm of unchecked 3rd world migration perhaps?
To our friends across the pond: This ban seems to be written for ninjatō type swords with a fixed blade between 14 to 24 inches, a single edge and tanto style point. Once it passes, find out what type of swords it doesn’t ban and start carrying them. (We do this all the time over here, but with guns). You could strap a double-edged medieval English broadsword or Scottish claymore to your back for your next trip into one of London’s Islamic fundamentalist enclaves. If swords are banned outright we highly recommend tomahawks, as nunchucks seem to have a steep learning curve.
https://www.barrons.com/news/uk-to-ban-ninja-swords-amid-knife-crime-crisis-d7d34fb9