Baby Steps Algorithm
Some advice on how to accomplish things by doing real baby steps (which can be studied by observing an actual baby as opposed to reading self-help books):
1. Choose a goal and GRAB it like it was made for you
2. DROP whatever you’ve been holding or doing — others will take care of it
3. STORM towards your goal with complete disregard for your surroundings
4. If you can no longer run or walk, CRAWL to it
5. If you can no longer crawl, STRETCH in its general direction
6. If nothing works, HOWL like a demon — maybe someone will help
7. If you still can't get it, go to SLEEP
8. REPEAT
Received from my spirit animal who spoke on condition of anonymity.
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