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Retard Habesha🤡

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At the end of the second week of quarantine I decided to unshield my retard side and post retard thoughts of mine on retard habesha🤡 y'all let's get retard @retardhabesha

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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 16:05

Oxygen could actually smell really bad, and our noses have gotten used to the smell. Babies cry all the time because the air smells so bad and they haven’t gotten used to the smell yet. 🤔🤔
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29 Mar 2020, 16:04

What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white fairy tale?

White begins with, "once upon a time,"
black begins with, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 16:02

😂😂😂😂

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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 16:02

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimers and diarrhea. You’re running, but can’t remember where.😫
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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 16:01

Imagine if when you masturbate, your cum wasn’t billions of microscopic sperm cells but it was just one BIG sperm cell and everytime you masturbated you had to kill it before it ran away... 😂😂
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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 16:00

“He doesn’t care about your feelings, he just wants to fuck you.”

-Said by another guy who also wants to fuck you😂😂
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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 15:58

Some pickup lines makes me wanna blow the whole telegram company🥴
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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 15:56

When a niggas excuse is "you deserve better" don't feel special he just tranna get rid of you asap😏
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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 15:37

Why @Maf_thoughts tho😒😒🤣

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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 15:17

Fuck 2020 corona + kero
We finna be dealing with kerona😩🤦‍♀
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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 15:16

ethiopia is coronized for the first time😂😂

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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 15:16

Corona is Coronizing this world

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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 15:16

true shit😇

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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 15:10

Forward from: The Ordinary

Before the virus I used to cough to hide my farts, now i fart to hide my coughs.🤦🏾‍♂

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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 14:59

Forward from: Dry Humor

Interviewer: tell something about yourself
Me: I was born at a very young age
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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 14:59

Forward from: Dry Humor

I was her bread
She was my jam
One day she left saying you deserve butter
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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 14:55

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 14:53

Women Are Like Iphones, You Have To Touch Them All Over Before They Respond. Men Are Like Blackberrys, Rub One Ball And Everything Moves😇😇😂!

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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 14:36

i can remember when the air was clean and s*x was dirty.

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Retard Habesha🤡

29 Mar 2020, 14:16

😂😂😂😂😂corona

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