I can't remember where I found this but its so funny (read text)
*Doctor Runs into Captain Jack in a bar.
Jack: So what have you been up to since I last saw you?
Doctor: I fought the Cybermen onboard an outerspace bullet train and said goodbye to Dan. Then I reunited with Ace and Tegan to help UNIT capture The Master, fell into a Dalek trap, Cybermen invaded UNIT, The Master forced me to regenerate into him, but he regenerated back into me.
Got hit by a laser, said goodbye to Yaz, regenerated back into my 10th form as you can see, fought the Daleks again at the 1966 world cup, ended up on Skaro and accidentally made the Daleks iconic.
Next thing you know I'm bumping into Donna and her daughter Rose - don't ask - and together we solved the whole Metacrisis thing whilst fighting a Meep called Beep, then me and Donna got stuck on a spaceship where we were terrorized by Not-Things that took our forms and memories, accidentally invoked superstition at the edge of the universe which allowed the Toymaker and his legions to return, reunited with Mel and Wilf, fought The Toymaker, got killed by his laser, bi-generated into two Doctors, defeated the Toymaker, then the next me sauntered off in his TARDIS whilst I stayed behind to work on my mental health.
Jack: Wow, sounds like a tough few years.
Doctor: It's been 4 days.
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