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Die laughing

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2 Jan 2018, 18:01

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I mean how is this possible
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"Give it to me!" my girlfriend yelled.

"I'm so fucking wet! Give it to me now!"

She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.


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1 Jan 2018, 20:01

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My girlfriend said that her pussy needed a good hard fuck.

So I decided to help her....and raped her cat.

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1 Jan 2018, 19:59

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Got stopped by the police last night while driving home from the pub.
"Any idea why we were following you?" they asked.
"Because my tweets are funny?"

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I had a date with a business woman last night. She said, "To succeed in life you need a plan, you need to be a real planner, I like people who plan ahead."

I thought I needed to impress her. So I said, "I'm already wearing a condom."


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After almost a year in a coma my wife has to learn the basics again. Like how to walk, how to talk, how to feed herself, and how not to argue with me at the top of the stairs again.


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31 Dec 2017, 15:17

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A prostitute asked a doctor to make another hole near her ass. The doctor was surprised and asked her why.
She answered, "Business is going well, I want to open another branch."


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31 Dec 2017, 15:17

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I walked into the bedroom to find my wife dead on the bed the other day.

Looking at her lifeless there, I decided to have one last fuck. Right in the middle she opened her eyes and shouted "BOO!" Honestly, some people are fucking sick in the head.
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31 Dec 2017, 15:06

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My wife said, "You haven't listened to a fucking word I've said, have you?"

What strange way to start a conversation with me.

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31 Dec 2017, 15:05

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Told the girlfriend that Mum is deaf so speak loud and slow.

Told Mum that the girlfriend is retarded.

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31 Dec 2017, 15:04

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When I go to someone's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.

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Only in a maths problem can you buy like 70 apples and no-one asks what the fuck is wrong with you.


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Only in a maths problem can you buy like 70 apples and no-one asks what the fuck is wrong with you.


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