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[Self] i calculated how long of a dick you need for an 8terabyte dick pic

as i was saying, if you had a pp picture that took up 8terabytes (8000gb) this is how big your schlong would have to be:

so the average picture takes 3-5 mbs, lets turn that into 4 for easiness sake, 8tbs is abt 8,000,000mbs, so 8,000,000 divided by 4 = *2,000,000* pictures, the length of the average iphone xr display(my phone) is abt 6 inches, that means 12,000,000 inches of erection, **12 million frickin inches** of love rod, that converted to miles is 189 miles,
#200 miles of sprinkler!
that means the earth is a measley 125 times bigger, you could alter the gravitational ***DIRECTION*** of an entire fricking ****PLANET**** with that hose.

thanks for **coming** to my ted talk

ps: the reason i made this is cause in discord i showed my friend this ssd with 8 tb of storage to joke abt how excessive it is, he then jokingly said, "8tb dick pic lmao" and then i lost my mind.

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[REQUEST] How long would it take a snail to cross a desert?

1. Assume it doesn't need to ever stop for rest, food, etc and can just keep going at its maximum normal speed the whole time

2. Use the longest (straight) path through any desert area on Earth

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[Request] Calendar problem, kinda a math problem, may be without a solution

I’m syncing the One Calendar App from the Windows Store with the Calendar app of Windows 10 in order to let my family have a unified calendar. I’m not a Google fan but if Google Calendar have this feature I’ll probably have to move to that.

*Here’s the problem:*
Im my street street-sweepers come the 2’ and the 4’ Tuesday every month. There are no option on any calendar app I tried to insert repetitive appointments in this way to I had to insert the dates manually in the past. Now I’d like to find a better solution but that’s a bit difficult.

The problem is that not every month has the same amount of weeks and the only option I have on calendar apps are:
-every week
-every 2 weeks
-every x days
-etc.

**How can I achieve an appointment the 2’ and the 4’ Tuesday of every month with these options?**

If I try with a precise amount of days I’ll end up by messing completely the schedule, with appointments at random days.
If I try every 2 weeks it just doesn’t work, not every month has the same amount of weeks.

Maybe in some way I can achieve an x amount of appointments in the right place and manually remove those that are not correct. I will lose less time this way, but if I mess this up I’ll have to manually remove every single appointment.

Someone wants to take the challenge?

p.s. as said in the title, I don’t know how to call this problem, I believe this can be interesting and that math is involved and I tried to post here, it’s maybe more of a logic problem? Anyway, don’t feel offended if you find this here, if you don’t think it fits this sub tell me, or mods can remove it right away with no problem, I’ll understand

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[REQUEST] What is, theoretically, the absolute most amount of popular votes a United States presidential candidate could get this year and still lose the election based on the electoral college?

Hilary won by 3 million, what’s the maximum?

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[Request] Out of curiosity, does anybody know how to find the odds of finding a book (in paris) that you owned in childhood (in new york)?
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1932/07/30/reunion-in-paris

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[Request] What is the probability that these 4 personally significant days are always on the same day of the week each year?



So this is one of the great mysteries of my life:

My birthday is Nov 27, my brother's birthday is May 15, and my sister's birthday is July 24. As most of you probably know, Christmas is Dec 25.

All four of those days fall on the same day of the week. Every. Single. Year.

For example: In 2020, they all fall on a Friday. In 2021, they will all be on a Saturday. In 1707, they were all on a Sunday. It doesn't matter how far into the future or how far into the past you go, these days always will fall on the same day of the week.

So my question is what are the chances of this?? I feel like they're pretty slim. But I could be mistaken. I should also mention that I don't have any other siblings

If anyone could help me out, I would greatly appreciate it.

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[Self] PewDiePie’s Empty Subscribers

Let’s calculate how many of PewDiePie’s subscribers are empty (don’t actually watch his content). All view and sub data is sourced from [SocialBlade](https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UC-lHJZR3Gqxm24_Vd_AJ5Yw).

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Total views on Sept. 11, 2019: 23,300,064,325

Total views on Sept 12, 2020:
25,957,319,613

That’s a difference of 2,657,255,288, which is how many views PewDiePie has gained in a year. Since he uploads daily, let’s divide that number by 366 (it’s a leap year). That, rounded to the nearest whole number, comes out to an average of 7,260,260 views per upload.

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Total subs on Sept. 11, 2019: 101,166,389

Total subs on Sept. 12, 2020: 106,000,000

By the law of averages, we’ll use the mean of the two sub counts in this calculation. That’s 103,583,194.

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7,260,260 / 103,583,194 = 0.07, or 7% loyal subs.

93% of PewDiePie’s subscribers don’t watch his videos.

Lol.

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[Request] How long would gas reserves last if only semi trucks used it?

If there were to be a world wide black out, how long could we keep everyone supplied with necessities if we only used our remaining fuel (diesel, gas, coal, etc) for shipping supplies?

By necessities I mean keeping people from starving or dehydrating.

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