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18 Apr, 19:01

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I'm glad I know a sign language.
It's quite handy.

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18 Apr, 15:01

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A woman walks up to a bus stop to wait for a bus. The only other person waiting there is a guy wearing a ballerina outfit, full clown makeup and has an orange traffic cone on his head.

The woman tries to keep quiet but after a few minutes she can’t resist and asks the guy, “Hey, um…what’s with the outfit?”

“What do you mean?” he responds.

“Well, you’re wearing a tutu, clown makeup and you have a traffic cone on your head,” she says.

“Yeah,” he says casually. “It’s Wednesday. I always wear my ballerina outfit with my clown makeup and cone hat on Wednesdays.”

She replies, “It’s actually Tuesday today.”

“It’s Tuesday?!” the guy says. “Oh man…I must look like a fucking idiot.”

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18 Apr, 10:01

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An ecologist is giving a speech and says, "If we continue on our current course all life on earth will be gone in 50 years." A man in the audience stands up and hysterically asks, "What?! What did you say?!"
He repeats, "If humanity stays on its current course every living thing on earth will be gone in 50 years."
The man is relieved and sits down saying, "Whew. I thought you said FIFTEEN years."

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17 Apr, 18:01

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When my wife was in labor, I would tell her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused.
It must have been the delivery.

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17 Apr, 14:01

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I really hate black holes
They just suck

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17 Apr, 09:01

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Roman soldier says, "We lost a man and now number only 99". His centurion replies, "I see". The soldier responds...
No, XCIX

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16 Apr, 18:01

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Dad: “How are your grades, son?”
Son: “They’re underwater, Dad.” Dad: “What do you mean, underwater?” Son: “They’re below C level”

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16 Apr, 14:01

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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

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16 Apr, 09:01

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The cross-eyed teacher always have troubles to control his pupils

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15 Apr, 18:01

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I wanted to tell you guys a joke about numerators and denominators
but only a fraction of you would get it.
P.S. I can tell you guys are going to be divided on this one!

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15 Apr, 14:01

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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Can I crash here?

The beach said "Shore"

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15 Apr, 14:01

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Why was the calendar terrified?
It knew its days were numbered.

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15 Apr, 09:01

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My wife's upset with me again....
The other day we were nearing the end of our daily jog and she said "Do you fancy a race?" I said "Yeah, Asian. Great legs."

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14 Apr, 18:01

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9 out of 10 puns don't make people laugh
But a pun in ten did.

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14 Apr, 14:01

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What starts with a P & ends with an S and most men have them and most women want them?

Pockets.

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14 Apr, 10:01

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs that's been hit by a car?

Still bloody no idea!!

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13 Apr, 18:01

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A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office
and declares, “Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it ever happened!”

The hypnotherapist shakes his head. “Not again…”

#oldbutgold
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13 Apr, 14:01

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My mailman had a sex change.
I guess you can call him a post-man now.

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13 Apr, 10:01

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Women's ass size study There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses and the results were pretty interesting.
30% of women think their ass is too fat, 10% of women think their ass is too skinny, The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man, and wouldn't trade him for the world!

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12 Apr, 18:01

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I once swallowed a bunch of synonyms.
It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.

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