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I would like to take some time to talk about our sponsor Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham (With Natural Gelatin Juices™️ Added) [A product of Denmark]
Normally for a product that is 96% fat free (which Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham is) you would expect a dry almost chalky texture and a flavor lacking in savour - But Fear Not! Thanks to the Natural Gelatin Juices™️ which saturate and infuse your Celebrity Brand™️Boneless Cooked Ham, every Celebrity Brand™️ Bite is squelching with SUCCulent moistness.
Speaking of Juicy, for all you bodybuilders out there, let's talk about the health benefits of Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham (With Natural Gelatin Juices™️ Added) [A product of Denmark]. Denmarks finest export (Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham (With Natural Gelatin Juices™️ Added)) has macros that put Greek yogurt to shame, per each 70 calories serving you get 10 grams of protein, 2 grams of fat, and ZERO grams of carbohydrates - sorry Meds, Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham (With Natural Gelatin Juices Added) has made this meme page admin a Nordicist! But that's not all, the Natural Gelatin Juices™️ contained in Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham (With Natural Gelatin Juices™️ Added) are an excellent source of collagen, you can tell Bryan Johnson to keep the teenager blood, all this Niche Internet Micro-Celebrity needs is Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham (With Natural Gelatin Juices™️ Added).
But still I hear you say "I'm a goopy little soyboy and I don't have energy to be a mass-maxxed Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham-beast" - Fear not my droopy little untermensch! Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham (With Natural Gelatin Juices™️ Added) has 192% of your daily recommended salt intake per can. While this may scare some of you, remember that doctors are big fags which don't actually solve any problems and only exist to enrich the pharma-Nose complex, what you should be focusing on is that this infusion of pure Nordic Electrolytes sourced from the viking brine of the Baltic will give you enough energy to row to England through a hurricane and sack their gay little country
BE A Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham- BEAST!
(With Natural Gelatin Juices™️ Added)
Normally for a product that is 96% fat free (which Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham is) you would expect a dry almost chalky texture and a flavor lacking in savour - But Fear Not! Thanks to the Natural Gelatin Juices™️ which saturate and infuse your Celebrity Brand™️Boneless Cooked Ham, every Celebrity Brand™️ Bite is squelching with SUCCulent moistness.
Speaking of Juicy, for all you bodybuilders out there, let's talk about the health benefits of Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham (With Natural Gelatin Juices™️ Added) [A product of Denmark]. Denmarks finest export (Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham (With Natural Gelatin Juices™️ Added)) has macros that put Greek yogurt to shame, per each 70 calories serving you get 10 grams of protein, 2 grams of fat, and ZERO grams of carbohydrates - sorry Meds, Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham (With Natural Gelatin Juices Added) has made this meme page admin a Nordicist! But that's not all, the Natural Gelatin Juices™️ contained in Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham (With Natural Gelatin Juices™️ Added) are an excellent source of collagen, you can tell Bryan Johnson to keep the teenager blood, all this Niche Internet Micro-Celebrity needs is Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham (With Natural Gelatin Juices™️ Added).
But still I hear you say "I'm a goopy little soyboy and I don't have energy to be a mass-maxxed Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham-beast" - Fear not my droopy little untermensch! Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham (With Natural Gelatin Juices™️ Added) has 192% of your daily recommended salt intake per can. While this may scare some of you, remember that doctors are big fags which don't actually solve any problems and only exist to enrich the pharma-Nose complex, what you should be focusing on is that this infusion of pure Nordic Electrolytes sourced from the viking brine of the Baltic will give you enough energy to row to England through a hurricane and sack their gay little country
BE A Celebrity Brand™️ Boneless Cooked Ham- BEAST!
(With Natural Gelatin Juices™️ Added)