🚀 CeFi is live! Following the trend for KYC, right @durov? But make it worth it. Passport pic = free transfers, and other mad perks.

🎁 Crypto Gifts. Send crypto “red envelopes” for b-days or payroll in clicks. Zero fees. Mass adoption = now.

📱 iOS & Android Apps. Sleek, fast, no fluff. Download and flex.

👾 New HOLD Games. Earn HP while dodging responsibilities.

🤨 Seed Phrase in the Cloud. Napkins are so 2020. Save your seed on Google or Telegram (with Wi-Fi, duh).

🚨 Cheater Purge. We ban, you win. Fair play only.