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Sickipedia 26 Sep, 19:45
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Optimist: The glass is half full.

Opportunist: Drinks both glasses while the other two cunts are arguing about it.

#other
Sickipedia 26 Sep, 16:45
Juice wrlds coffin should be called juice box

#other
Sickipedia 26 Sep, 13:45
They say everyone has their fifteen minutes of fame.

Well I've not had mine yet but I suspect I'll get it tomorrow when the police dig my garden up.

#other
Sickipedia 26 Sep, 09:15
Koreans are like a box of chocolates. They’ll kill your dog

#racism
Sickipedia 25 Sep, 21:45
Girl are you a school?

Cuz I wanna shoot some kids in you

#sexandshit
Sickipedia 25 Sep, 19:45
What's a priest's favourite scent?
Adolescent.

#wordplay
Sickipedia 25 Sep, 14:15
Knife..................the K is silent
Tsunami............the T is silent
Island................the S is silent
Honestly............the H is silent
Queue................the ueue is silent
Chloroform........the girl is silent

#sexandshit
Sickipedia 25 Sep, 10:15
No-strings-attached sex is all well and good until she wakes up and wriggles free.

#wordplay
Sickipedia 24 Sep, 19:15
I researched about LGBT on internet today
Just couldn't get a straight answer.

#wordplay
Sickipedia 24 Sep, 16:15
Girl: What are your plans for today?
Boy: Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.

Girl: And after that?

Boy: And after that we'll see.

#wordplay
Sickipedia 24 Sep, 13:15
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over for dinner

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner. The girl tells her boyfriend that she would like to "do it" for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic but he has never done it before so he goes to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for over an hour and tells the boy everything there is to know about protection.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy whether he would like the 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. Boy picks the family pack because he thinks he will be really busy since it is his first time.

The boy shows up at the girl's house and she takes her to the dinner table where her family is sitting. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

One minute pass and the boy is still in deep prayer with his head down. This continues for 20 minutes and he shows no movement. Finally the girl leans over and whispers"I had no idea you were so religious"

The boy whispers back" I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!'

#other
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Sickipedia 24 Sep, 09:15
A CEO, a laborer, and an immigrant are at a table
the table has 20 cookies. The CEO takes 19 cookies and says to the laborer, “look out, that immigrant is trying to take your cookie!”

#other
Sickipedia 23 Sep, 19:45
2 men were in a bar having a conversation about their dick sizes, one of the Men said that his was average, while the other complained that it was too big.

Man 1: How can it be too big?

Man 2: Trust me, it's huge. It's 25 inches. Might sound like all fun and games but trust me it's not. I struggle badly with dating and my sex life is non existent because of it.

man 1: Hey I got an idea! I've heard that there's a magic toad in the woods that can help. all you gotta do is ask the toad to marry it and if it says no it will take off 5 inches

Man 2: what if it says yes?

Man 1: I guess you'll gain 5 inches

Man 2: that's a bit risky isn't it?

Man 1: yeah but if you're that desperate to make your dick smaller I say go for it.

So the man with the 25 inch dick left the bar and set off by himself to look for this toad and after hours of searching he finally finds him.

He approaches the toad on one knee and asks the toad to marry him.

The toad looks back at him in disgust and says no.

The mans dick has shrunk 5 inches, he couldn't believe it! But 20 inches was still quite long, so he decided to ask the toad again.

Man: toad, will you marry me?

Toad: no I said!

Once again his dick shrunk 5 more inches and now it was 15 inches, which the man was quite happy with, considering that's almost half the size it once was, but the man wanted to have a 10 inch one, he thought that was the perfect size so he decided to ask the toad one more time and then leave him alone.

Man: toad, will you marry me?

Toad: WHAT DO I KEEP TELLING YOU?!?! NO NO NO!!!

#sexandshit
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Sickipedia 23 Sep, 13:45
My deaf girlfriend just told me, “We need to talk.”
That is not a good sign.

#wordplay
Sickipedia 23 Sep, 09:15
Jimmie, an 80-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for companionship again.

One day, as he was walking through a public park, he spied what he considered to be a very pretty, silver-haired lady sitting alone on a park bench. Getting his nerve up, he approached the lady and asked graciously, "Pardon me, ma'am, but may I sit here with you?"

The silver-haired Marcie looked up to see a distinguished-looking, white-haired gentleman and replied, "Why certainly," and moved over gently to give him room to sit down.

For the next two hours, the two sat and talked about everything. They discovered that they came from the same part of the country, liked the same big band music, voted for the same presidential candidates, had had long, happy marriages, ha lost their spouses during the previous year, and in general agreed about almost everything.

Finally, the old gentleman cleared his throat and asked sheepishly, "Ma'am, may I ask you two questions?"

With great interest and anticipation, Marcie replied, "Why certainly!"

The old gentleman removed a handkerchief from his coat pocket and spread it out on the ground before her. He very gingerly got down on one knee and looked her softly in the eyes. "Marcie, I know we've only known each other for a couple of hours, but we have so much in common. I feel I have known you all my life. Will you marry me and be my wife?"

Marcie grabbed at Jimmie's hands and said, "Why, yes, I will marry you! You have made me so very happy!" She reached over and kissed him gently on the cheek. Then Marcie said, "You said you had two questions to ask me. What is the second question?"

Jimmie scratched his neck and said, "Will you help me get up?"

#other
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Sickipedia 22 Sep, 19:45
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night, she does just that.

About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, and says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even five minutes later he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!”

The doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The drug company will be glad to pay for any damages.”

“Nah,” she says, “that’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.

#sexandshit
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Sickipedia 22 Sep, 16:45
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the 'p' is silent.

#wordplay
Sickipedia 22 Sep, 13:45
How'd the mathematician get laid?
He was touched by an angle

#wordplay
Sickipedia 22 Sep, 09:15
Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head.

He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband," she says.

He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband either."

He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.

"Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club."

#sexandshit
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Sickipedia 21 Sep, 19:45
Two burglars are robbing a liquor store.
One turns to the other and asks, "Is this whiskey?"

The other replies, "Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank."

#other