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Sickipedia 21 Jul, 19:10
It isn't gender, sexuality or race that separates us

It's people who can take a joke and people who can't.

#other
Sickipedia 21 Jul, 13:10
How do you tell a hockey player from a hippie girl
A hockey player showers after the 3rd period

#other
Sickipedia 21 Jul, 10:10
After I didn't get a raise yet again, I went to the boss and owner of the company and told him that I no longer identify as a man, but as a sexually-fluid bi-curious heliogendered person.

"What the fuck is that !" He growled.

"I'm really not even sure yet," I replied, "But anyway, you're definitely going to have to pay to install a new bathroom for it."

#other
Sickipedia 21 Jul, 10:10
America is storming Area 51
Let Europe storm the Vatican.

America can have the Aliens.
Europe will get the Predators.

#sexandshit
Sickipedia 20 Jul, 21:10
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Turns out the parents of that cerebral palsy kid on my street strongly disagree.

#illness
Sickipedia 20 Jul, 19:10
I gave my dog to custom and excise as he had a nose for finding drugs like cannabis and cocaine.

I got a call today to say he had found 3 ounces of weed and 4 grams of coke on his 1st day but unfortunately had eaten the lot ...

I said "yes I know that's why I got rid of the cunt."

#other
Sickipedia 20 Jul, 10:10
What goes "I'd shag that, I'd shag that, I'd shag that ....."? A Welshman having difficulty sleeping

#sexandshit
Sickipedia 19 Jul, 22:40
President Donald Trump and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.

Trump told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Trump sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.

"What happened to you?" asked Trump

"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asks Trump.

The driver replies, "I'm president Donald Trump's driver, and I just killed the pig."

#other
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Sickipedia 19 Jul, 18:40
I was showing my doctor the rash on my penis today.
He seemed pretty uncomfortable and didn't want to touch it, he just told me to make an appointment at the surgery tomorrow and walked off pushing his shopping trolley with his wife.

#other
Sickipedia 19 Jul, 13:40
I am against protesting,
but I don't know how to show it.

#other
Sickipedia 19 Jul, 09:40
On a day like today i'm very much like Michael Jackson, always very close to a small fan.

#wordplay
Sickipedia 18 Jul, 22:10
Jim Mike and Steve are playing golf, Jim tees off and slices it into the woods, so he heads off to find his ball .
Mike also slices it into the woods and he heads into the trees .
Steve smacks it right down the middle of the fairway.
He waits and waits but there is no sign of his mates .
He walks into the woods to find them bumming the arse off each other.
He says "you pair of dirty bastards I didn't know you were gay"
The Mike protested "no it's not what you think I came into the woods and found Jim unconscious my shot must have knocked him out and he wasn't breathing"
Steve said "well you're supposed to give the kiss of life not bum him".
Mike said "that's how it fucking started"

#sexandshit
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Sickipedia 18 Jul, 19:40
"I'm going on two diets" said my fat wife

"There isn't enough food with one"

#other
Sickipedia 18 Jul, 15:40
So what if the new Bond is played by a black woman? It’s 2019, and race and gender don’t matter. For Gods sake, Women’s tennis has been dominated by two black brothers for the past 15 years.

#news
Sickipedia 18 Jul, 14:40
I find it ironic that when you get something stuck in your eye, you can't see what it is.

#other
Sickipedia 18 Jul, 09:40
What can you say both during sex and a funeral?
This would be much better if you were alive

#other
Sickipedia 17 Jul, 22:40
Devastated
A very sad day man, after seven years of medical school and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off with a minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet
Sickipedia 17 Jul, 19:40
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
I said that’s a pretty big word for an eight year old.

#oldbutgold
Sickipedia 17 Jul, 14:40
What happens if you mix Islam with capitalism?

No more jokes about the profit.

#wordplay
Sickipedia 17 Jul, 10:40
What does ”playing God” actually mean?

Hiding so effectively that people question your existence?

#other