2 men were in a bar having a conversation about their dick sizes, one of the Men said that his was average, while the other complained that it was too big.
Man 1: How can it be too big?
Man 2: Trust me, it's huge. It's 25 inches. Might sound like all fun and games but trust me it's not. I struggle badly with dating and my sex life is non existent because of it.
man 1: Hey I got an idea! I've heard that there's a magic toad in the woods that can help. all you gotta do is ask the toad to marry it and if it says no it will take off 5 inches
Man 2: what if it says yes?
Man 1: I guess you'll gain 5 inches
Man 2: that's a bit risky isn't it?
Man 1: yeah but if you're that desperate to make your dick smaller I say go for it.
So the man with the 25 inch dick left the bar and set off by himself to look for this toad and after hours of searching he finally finds him.
He approaches the toad on one knee and asks the toad to marry him.
The toad looks back at him in disgust and says no.
The mans dick has shrunk 5 inches, he couldn't believe it! But 20 inches was still quite long, so he decided to ask the toad again.
Man: toad, will you marry me?
Toad: no I said!
Once again his dick shrunk 5 more inches and now it was 15 inches, which the man was quite happy with, considering that's almost half the size it once was, but the man wanted to have a 10 inch one, he thought that was the perfect size so he decided to ask the toad one more time and then leave him alone.
Man: toad, will you marry me?
Toad: WHAT DO I KEEP TELLING YOU?!?! NO NO NO!!!
#sexandshit
Man 1: How can it be too big?
Man 2: Trust me, it's huge. It's 25 inches. Might sound like all fun and games but trust me it's not. I struggle badly with dating and my sex life is non existent because of it.
man 1: Hey I got an idea! I've heard that there's a magic toad in the woods that can help. all you gotta do is ask the toad to marry it and if it says no it will take off 5 inches
Man 2: what if it says yes?
Man 1: I guess you'll gain 5 inches
Man 2: that's a bit risky isn't it?
Man 1: yeah but if you're that desperate to make your dick smaller I say go for it.
So the man with the 25 inch dick left the bar and set off by himself to look for this toad and after hours of searching he finally finds him.
He approaches the toad on one knee and asks the toad to marry him.
The toad looks back at him in disgust and says no.
The mans dick has shrunk 5 inches, he couldn't believe it! But 20 inches was still quite long, so he decided to ask the toad again.
Man: toad, will you marry me?
Toad: no I said!
Once again his dick shrunk 5 more inches and now it was 15 inches, which the man was quite happy with, considering that's almost half the size it once was, but the man wanted to have a 10 inch one, he thought that was the perfect size so he decided to ask the toad one more time and then leave him alone.
Man: toad, will you marry me?
Toad: WHAT DO I KEEP TELLING YOU?!?! NO NO NO!!!
#sexandshit