[Beloved neighbors of Hearst, would you mind helping us share this announcement? We’d be very grateful and we thank you in advance.]
Fabulous day, dwellers of the massive sphere! We are the Family of Hearst. We are currently in need of more English-speaking family members to fill up the emptiness in our cherished home. Certainly, we have our own criteria of eligible members—but fret not, we will lovingly receive every letter that arrives in our mailbox. Thus, if you feel like signing up, please copy this message:
Hello, Family of Hearst! My name is (…) and I would like to be part of this beautiful family. I will be dedicated, devoted, and as true-hearted as possible for this family—hence I shall be granted the opportunity to fill the vacant spot. Before anything else, I thank you all in advance!
And deliver it to us through @TheHearstBot. The exhilaration to meet the faces of our new family members is bursting inside us, hence we wish you abundance of luck! We shall be patiently waiting for your letter. 🌳
Fabulous day, dwellers of the massive sphere! We are the Family of Hearst. We are currently in need of more English-speaking family members to fill up the emptiness in our cherished home. Certainly, we have our own criteria of eligible members—but fret not, we will lovingly receive every letter that arrives in our mailbox. Thus, if you feel like signing up, please copy this message:
Hello, Family of Hearst! My name is (…) and I would like to be part of this beautiful family. I will be dedicated, devoted, and as true-hearted as possible for this family—hence I shall be granted the opportunity to fill the vacant spot. Before anything else, I thank you all in advance!
And deliver it to us through @TheHearstBot. The exhilaration to meet the faces of our new family members is bursting inside us, hence we wish you abundance of luck! We shall be patiently waiting for your letter. 🌳