We are Product Managers, we use the latest M2 MacBook to efficiently manage emails, update Jira tickets, and play with sticky notes on a virtual whiteboard. 🧑💻
We are Product Managers, we complain about our tough job from the comfort of ergonomic chairs with a sunset view, as if choosing the next feature is tougher than working shifts in healthcare. 🥵
We are Product Managers, we work late into the night, not out of necessity, but to avoid domestic disputes over our work-life balance, enjoying the quiet that comes when everyone else is asleep. 💤
We are Product Managers, we remind our close friends and most important stakeholders that we are Product Managers and NOT Project Managers. Every. Single. Day. 📢
We are Product Managers, we go to meetups every week, not to learn new things or meet new people, but rather to do group therapy with others like us (just like an AA meeting). 🫂
We are Product Managers, we nod along to technical discussions, our faces a mask of understanding, while our minds frantically search the web for translations. 🤓
We are Product Managers, we become the unofficial therapists for our teams, absorbing hopes, fears, and frustrations like a sponge, all in the name of better product development. 🧽
Because we are Product Managers, leading the charge with our whiteboards and sticky notes, navigating through the chaos with a smile, convinced that amidst the endless sprints and feature debates, we're crafting the future, one user story at a time. ✨