Новогодняя переделочка
// дого думала, выкладывать ли, но ведь даже у Ayreon порой можно услышать рифму loser-cooler
No more champagne
And no smoking in new year...
Here I am, writing down
My detailed next year plan:
I'll wake up every day at 5,
Do some yoga, meditate,
Learn chinese while I drive,
Never be a minute late
In the New Year
In the New Year
I will do all I promise in this song,
I will suddenly become so fucking strong
In the New Year
In the New Year
I will change, I will fly and touch the sky,
If I don't I might as well lie down and die
Do or die
Swim every day
(Really swim, not splash and laugh!),
Twice a week do ballet,
And on other days some stuff
Get a job at Google Zurich
Just for being so divine,
Write new messenger (one more),
Get promoted to L9
(And next year - to CEO)
In the New Year
In the New Year
I will do all I promise in this song,
I will suddenly become so fucking strong
In the New Year
In the New Year
I will change, I will fly and touch the sky,
If I don't I might as well lie down and die
Do or die
After work - hobbies:
Cooking, drawing, playing harp,
Riding horse, flying plane
(Do all this without cocaine)
And when finally at home,
Be the best girfriend on Earth:
Wear no robe - only crown,
Be a constant source of mirth
(Be some kind of, well... sexy clown)
In the New Year
In the New Year
I will do all I've promised, yes, I swear
It won't be a failure like it was this year
In the New Year
In the New Year
I will change, it won't be like year before
Or the previous year, or one I most deplore...
No, no more...
(оригинал - "Happy New Year", Abba)