Kike: ''You know, I really can't get over the fact that you guys attacked Pearl Harbour''

Gook: ''That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese''

Kike: ''Chinese, Japanese what's the difference?''

Gook: ''You know, I never got over the fact that you kikes sank the Titanic''

Kike: ''That was an Iceberg''

Gook: ''Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, what's the difference?''