Trump's new crypto reserve decree is like a treasure hunt, but with a twist. 💎
The key idea? Acquise Bitcoin without making taxpayers foot the bill. So how do they do it? 👀
Well, they have a few options:
1️⃣ Confiscation: Take it from the bad guys—Bitcoin's like a modern-day pirate's loot.
2️⃣ Sell Gold: Sell a bit of that shiny yellow metal and grab some BTC. Cynthia Lummis approves. 👍
3️⃣ Trade Tariffs: Use money from customs fees to buy Bitcoin. Taxes? Not today!
4️⃣ Mining: Set up federal Bitcoin mines—because why not dig for digital gold?
In short, Trump’s crypto strategy is all about getting rich without opening the taxman’s wallet. 🤔
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