I Fucking Hate Science

So, and you may use this one your page, some anecdotal evidence of how lame most of these fucking yuppies in science are:

We had a company christmas party at a brewery that had an arcade in the basement. You got three beers on the company dime, but only like 7 people out of 30 there drank anything.

Why? Imagine being literally the most risk adverse type of person that exists only within the confine of acceptable behavior as defined by a social narrative written by effeminate faggots and HR women.

I took a lot of beer tokens from people and had like 8 beers and was ready to fuck up some shit. Bring in the Hank Jr! Play OD'ed in Denver! They were not impressed and immedately congregated away, leaving the real ass niggas to hoot and holler while they played arcade shit 20yrs past the age when you should be grown the fuck up.

I rode my bike to this event, and these snooty libtards were like "you can get a DUI on a bicycle..." No nigger, you really can't. Source: I said so. Also my brother is a cop and no one gives a fuck about drunk bicyclists unless you're riding in the middle of the street like a retard and even then its for your own safety you get in trouble.

But see, that isn't the point: they just endlessly virtue signal as a status seeking measure.

Anyways, environmental work is full of faggy people who unironically like shitty jewtube ad jingle music. The rest of geology is normal, which doesn't attract soyjacks.

I ended up hanging out with the people in my particular department who know how to cut loose (another thing these rationalists cannot comprehend), and my admin lady and her husband. Her husband is a railroad worker with a mullet and 13 acres of land he shoots at an old washing machine on. Highly intelligent too. He thought the party was gay. Just like science.