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Regular Aussie teacher Oscar Jenkins comes from the land down under - where women glow and men plunder!
🍻 He was having some beersies with the boys one night, somewhere on Wolloomooloo beach, when he saw a wild wombat. He took off his jandal & was prepared to defend the group if the awkward animal lurched...
🩴 Fearing the Aussie jandal & a menacing looking Jenkins, the wombat rushed away into the Australian wilderness, never to be seen again.
Drunk on adrenalin & Crown lagers, - "I think I'll go fight some Russians" Jenkins said to the boys, puffing up his chest, from the recent victory over the wombat.
The blokes cheered him on & paddle boarded into the sunset. The jaunty Jenkins booked his ticket to Ukraine & the rest, as you see, is history...
Seriously, what is wrong with these mercenaries, looking like a deer in the headlights? Fighting for money, with zero ideology or belonging to the land & no common sense as to what's actually going on...
This is not a wild wombat situation, Oscar.Subscribe@InessaS