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19 Jul 2020, 07:25

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Adult children

Today my brother and his girlfriend came over for the day. We’ve been shooting the shit, playing games, eating food- all around a wonderful day. I have lived in the same small town for about 17 years, and there’s an abandoned church with a graveyard up the street. We thought today would be a great day to break and enter this church.
I am a respectful person- I would never damage anything, my curiosity had taken over and I wanted to see what it was like inside and see all the cool and old history of said church.
We tried to get in a couple of the doors without any luck. We had found a window that we could open from the outside, but it was too high to reach. I grabbed a bucket I had seen earlier and we set it under the window. My brother had taken the leader position and climbed in so he could open the door for us in the front.
We were only in there for 5-10mins until we had the feeling that maybe we should leave.
As we exited, a lady from across the road thought we were children, which might I add we are adults..
She starts yelling at us, and saying that there is surveillance and that she was going to call the cops. I think, “Yeah okay, she’s trying to spook us out- whatever.”
Well, sure as shit there is a police officer knocking on my door. I was up front with him and honest. He had taken our information and went on his way.
I am a 30 year old woman, and I’m getting the cops called on me for entering an abandoned church.
It was kind of a nice feeling in a weird and twisted way- almost like I was a teenager again.
So, tomorrow I will be going to this ladies house to apologize, as a grown-up would do. I wonder what kind of shit I’m going to get into now. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Adult children
Today my brother and his girlfriend came over for the day. We’ve been shooting the shit, playing games, eating food- all around a wonderful day....

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