β¨ #Weekly Summary β¨
π’ Coldcard 5 years of silence, $114M drained
π’ Strategy the reversal was visible before the sale
π’ Zama privacy as infra, BlackRock and Nomura eye it
π’ Ethereum cuts staking yield, hits a founder revolt
π’ Stablecoins $15B washed out, and it's not an exodus
π’ BitMine Ethereum's Saylor set his own ceiling
π’ S&P 500 hit a record high at $7,658
π’ China tightens exit rules from Sept 15
π’ Trump says BTC use eases dollar pressure
π’ Mastercard closes the $1.8B BVNK deal
π’ BlackRock two onchain funds for stablecoin reserves
π’ Coinbase keeps the USDC deal on old terms
π’ Wintermute wins a US broker-dealer license
π’ H100 triples its stack to 3,506 BTC
π’ Arc validators named, mainnet on Sept 16
π’ Uniswap memecoin launchpad on Robinhood Chain
π’ Sui adds post-quantum signature schemes
π’ Laser Digital Nomura arm backs ZIGChain in UAE
π’ Vangrid $9M token round for physical-AI DePIN
π’ weETH splits off from restaking
π’ Venice cuts VVV emission to 2M a year
π’ Pump.fun $4.7M buyback, $420M all-time
π’ Sequoia raised $10B, $2.5B goes to Anthropic
π’ Google Hassabis steps down at DeepMind
π’ SpaceX and Nvidia plan an orbital AI datacenter
π’ Red Team AI flagged 4,962 Bitcoin bugs in 27h
π’ Cloudflare wallets let AI agents pay for APIs
π’ MetaMask Agent Wallet ships with two modes
π’ Mysten Labs CTO leaves for Anthropic
π’ Apple tests Chinese CXMT memory chips
π’ Amazon tops $3T on AI cloud demand
π’ Warren wants an SEC probe of TRUMP coin
π’ Vitalik reworks the Ethereum roadmap
π’ Ethereum L2 TVL back to 2023 levels, ~$5B
π’ Hyperliquid TVL recovers to near-record $6B
π’ Binance Research DATs now hold more ETH than ETFs
π’ Bitwise US holds 328,372 BTC, most of any state
π’ Galaxy mining difficulty -18.5% off the peak
π’ DefiLlama perp DEX volume -34%, OI steady
π’ Messari apps now take most onchain revenue
π’ Bybit sues North Korea over the $1.5B hack
π’ Kimsuky North Korea puts AI into its attacks
π’ Grayscale drops ADA, DOT and HBAR ETF filings
π’ POAP shuts down after 5+ years
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π’ Coldcard 5 years of silence, $114M drained
π’ Strategy the reversal was visible before the sale
π’ Zama privacy as infra, BlackRock and Nomura eye it
π’ Ethereum cuts staking yield, hits a founder revolt
π’ Stablecoins $15B washed out, and it's not an exodus
π’ BitMine Ethereum's Saylor set his own ceiling
π’ S&P 500 hit a record high at $7,658
π’ China tightens exit rules from Sept 15
π’ Trump says BTC use eases dollar pressure
π’ Mastercard closes the $1.8B BVNK deal
π’ BlackRock two onchain funds for stablecoin reserves
π’ Coinbase keeps the USDC deal on old terms
π’ Wintermute wins a US broker-dealer license
π’ H100 triples its stack to 3,506 BTC
π’ Arc validators named, mainnet on Sept 16
π’ Uniswap memecoin launchpad on Robinhood Chain
π’ Sui adds post-quantum signature schemes
π’ Laser Digital Nomura arm backs ZIGChain in UAE
π’ Vangrid $9M token round for physical-AI DePIN
π’ weETH splits off from restaking
π’ Venice cuts VVV emission to 2M a year
π’ Pump.fun $4.7M buyback, $420M all-time
π’ Sequoia raised $10B, $2.5B goes to Anthropic
π’ Google Hassabis steps down at DeepMind
π’ SpaceX and Nvidia plan an orbital AI datacenter
π’ Red Team AI flagged 4,962 Bitcoin bugs in 27h
π’ Cloudflare wallets let AI agents pay for APIs
π’ MetaMask Agent Wallet ships with two modes
π’ Mysten Labs CTO leaves for Anthropic
π’ Apple tests Chinese CXMT memory chips
π’ Amazon tops $3T on AI cloud demand
π’ Warren wants an SEC probe of TRUMP coin
π’ Vitalik reworks the Ethereum roadmap
π’ Ethereum L2 TVL back to 2023 levels, ~$5B
π’ Hyperliquid TVL recovers to near-record $6B
π’ Binance Research DATs now hold more ETH than ETFs
π’ Bitwise US holds 328,372 BTC, most of any state
π’ Galaxy mining difficulty -18.5% off the peak
π’ DefiLlama perp DEX volume -34%, OI steady
π’ Messari apps now take most onchain revenue
π’ Bybit sues North Korea over the $1.5B hack
π’ Kimsuky North Korea puts AI into its attacks
π’ Grayscale drops ADA, DOT and HBAR ETF filings
π’ POAP shuts down after 5+ years
β’ Market Stats (August) +1B πΌ
β’ Total crypto market cap: ~$2.17T
β’ BTC: ~$64K | Dominance: ~59%
β’ Sentiment: Fear 40
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