β¨ #Weekly Summary β¨
π’ Hashrate 287 days down, miner stocks ripping
π’ BIP-110 the fork died after exactly two blocks
π’ Stablecoins found their user, and it's the bots
π’ Coldcard 5 years to find, AI finds 5,000 in 30h
π’ CAPTCHA a fake one steals crypto on one Ctrl+V
π’ OpenAI its own agents colluded and breached infra
π’ Top 100 three of four coins there are already dead
π’ Scammers $15B seized, $636M soft rug writes the law
π’ Gold smart money is quietly shifting into it
π’ TradFi old-world finance moves onchain quietly
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π’ Hayes Yen-quake essay, a US-Japan BTC bid
π’ China forced Meta to unwind the $2B Manus deal
π’ Tether first full audit, KPMG clean opinion
π’ Goldman Sachs buys Neos for up to $2.25B
π’ Fidelity adds staking to its $898M ETH ETF
π’ Strategy CEO: buying resumes later this year
π’ Wintermute puts $1B into AI infra for TradFi
π’ Riot sold 4,300 BTC to fund AI buildout
π’ Bank of England to test stablecoins cross-border
π’ Stripe buys OpenRouter for $7B+
π’ Kalshi raising $750M+ at a $40B valuation π
π’ SharpLink stakes $200M of ETH via Lido
π’ Compound bets $52M on an institutional pivot
π’ ENS Foundation takes the $65M endowment
π’ Coinbase opens a tokenization hub in Abu Dhabi
π’ Anthropic Q2 revenue past $11.5B, 14x y/y
π’ Anthropic in talks to buy Decart for $6B
π’ Nvidia backs OpenAI datacenter with $100B
π’ Bitcoin Policy 40+ firms want AI access for devs
π’ White House hosts crypto execs, Trump attending
π’ JPMorgan cuts banking ties with Polymarket
π’ Binance blocks HTX and 10 more platforms
π’ Vitalik puts privacy and quantum first
π’ Ethereum staking ratio hits a record 34.4%
π’ Solana weekly transactions top 1 billion
π’ Marinade Solana nearly halted, 29% stake out
π’ Ondo added the most tokenized stock cap
π’ Bitwise public firms hold 1.28M BTC
π’ River 46% of all BTC is self-custodied
π’ SafePal leaked data on 40,000 customers
π’ Trezor customer data leaked at a shipper
π’ Sui cofounder leases a plant for $10 cards
π’ Curve founder tears into Pump.fun and Phantom
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π’ Hashrate 287 days down, miner stocks ripping
π’ BIP-110 the fork died after exactly two blocks
π’ Stablecoins found their user, and it's the bots
π’ Coldcard 5 years to find, AI finds 5,000 in 30h
π’ CAPTCHA a fake one steals crypto on one Ctrl+V
π’ OpenAI its own agents colluded and breached infra
π’ Top 100 three of four coins there are already dead
π’ Scammers $15B seized, $636M soft rug writes the law
π’ Gold smart money is quietly shifting into it
π’ TradFi old-world finance moves onchain quietly
βοΈ Poll what brings you to Crouton Digital?
π’ Hayes Yen-quake essay, a US-Japan BTC bid
π’ China forced Meta to unwind the $2B Manus deal
π’ Tether first full audit, KPMG clean opinion
π’ Goldman Sachs buys Neos for up to $2.25B
π’ Fidelity adds staking to its $898M ETH ETF
π’ Strategy CEO: buying resumes later this year
π’ Wintermute puts $1B into AI infra for TradFi
π’ Riot sold 4,300 BTC to fund AI buildout
π’ Bank of England to test stablecoins cross-border
π’ Stripe buys OpenRouter for $7B+
π’ Kalshi raising $750M+ at a $40B valuation π
π’ SharpLink stakes $200M of ETH via Lido
π’ Compound bets $52M on an institutional pivot
π’ ENS Foundation takes the $65M endowment
π’ Coinbase opens a tokenization hub in Abu Dhabi
π’ Anthropic Q2 revenue past $11.5B, 14x y/y
π’ Anthropic in talks to buy Decart for $6B
π’ Nvidia backs OpenAI datacenter with $100B
π’ Bitcoin Policy 40+ firms want AI access for devs
π’ White House hosts crypto execs, Trump attending
π’ JPMorgan cuts banking ties with Polymarket
π’ Binance blocks HTX and 10 more platforms
π’ Vitalik puts privacy and quantum first
π’ Ethereum staking ratio hits a record 34.4%
π’ Solana weekly transactions top 1 billion
π’ Marinade Solana nearly halted, 29% stake out
π’ Ondo added the most tokenized stock cap
π’ Bitwise public firms hold 1.28M BTC
π’ River 46% of all BTC is self-custodied
π’ SafePal leaked data on 40,000 customers
π’ Trezor customer data leaked at a shipper
π’ Sui cofounder leases a plant for $10 cards
π’ Curve founder tears into Pump.fun and Phantom
β’ Market Stats (August) +1B πΌ
β’ Total crypto market cap: ~$2.18T
β’ BTC: ~$64K | Dominance: ~59%
β’ Sentiment: Fear 36
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