*Hinglish Puns!*
1. Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basis.
2. God never tasted any cough syrup, because khuda-na-khasta.
3. Last night I had an extra spicy garlic chutney. This morning I learnt my lehsun
4. Visited a dentist named Simran. She asked "where are you feeling the pain?"
Me: Jaw Simran Jaw
5. I really don't care who takes bath daily. It स्नान of my business.
6. "Kya tujhe hammer se darr lagta hai?"
"Ha.thoda.sa."
7. Come on Pat-Anjali
What Ayurveding for ?
Some more:
8. Never say "give me five" to a snake. Woh tumhe dus dega.
9. A potato was interrogated by cops. After 3 hours of torture, it gave in and said 'Main batata hun, main batata
10. 'I laughed yesterday' in Hindi is 'Michael Hussey'.
11. A triangle asks
"Tu jaanta hai mera baap cone hai" ...and rotates 360°.
12. What did Jaya say to Abhishek when they saw Amitabh coming home in a rickshaw, "Rickshey mein toh woh tumhare baap lagte hai"
13.Just saw a snake in Starbucks so I gently threw my coffee cup on its head to kill it so that saanp bhi mar jaye aur latte bhi na toote
14. An old lady asked me the way to the temple, I replied 'Magistrate.'
❤ @Desi_Joke
1. Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basis.
2. God never tasted any cough syrup, because khuda-na-khasta.
3. Last night I had an extra spicy garlic chutney. This morning I learnt my lehsun
4. Visited a dentist named Simran. She asked "where are you feeling the pain?"
Me: Jaw Simran Jaw
5. I really don't care who takes bath daily. It स्नान of my business.
6. "Kya tujhe hammer se darr lagta hai?"
"Ha.thoda.sa."
7. Come on Pat-Anjali
What Ayurveding for ?
Some more:
8. Never say "give me five" to a snake. Woh tumhe dus dega.
9. A potato was interrogated by cops. After 3 hours of torture, it gave in and said 'Main batata hun, main batata
10. 'I laughed yesterday' in Hindi is 'Michael Hussey'.
11. A triangle asks
"Tu jaanta hai mera baap cone hai" ...and rotates 360°.
12. What did Jaya say to Abhishek when they saw Amitabh coming home in a rickshaw, "Rickshey mein toh woh tumhare baap lagte hai"
13.Just saw a snake in Starbucks so I gently threw my coffee cup on its head to kill it so that saanp bhi mar jaye aur latte bhi na toote
14. An old lady asked me the way to the temple, I replied 'Magistrate.'
❤ @Desi_Joke