Don’t hang up yet, I’m not done
I’m an expert, I’m the one
The one who was right all along
Better to be laughed at than wrong
I’m an expert in my field
UFOlogy, yes, it’s all real
Ancient aliens, it’s all true
I’m an expert just like you
And like you, I’m a genius before my time
Disbelieving, that’s the real crime
Pretty soon they’ll discover me in the Super-Sargasso Sea

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