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Jesus Christ

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God Jr.
Headin for 666 subscribers.
Follow if you wanna go to heaven!
Nah I'm just kiddin y'all goin to hell
@SonOfGodAndMary

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Jesus Christ

7 Jan 2019, 22:35

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My high school nickname was "friendless weirdo"
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Jesus Christ

6 Jan 2019, 20:15

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Thanks for wearing My murder weapon around your neck, assholes
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Jesus Christ

5 Jan 2019, 23:25

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who banged My mom:

⚪️ God
⚪️ Me
⚪️ Spooky ghost
🔘 All of the above
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Jesus Christ

4 Jan 2019, 17:33

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That's a low blow- and not the kind of low blow I like from you.
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Jesus Christ

4 Jan 2019, 17:32

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Forward from: Satan
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Jesus Christ

3 Jan 2019, 16:41

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I just hate you so much. And I didn't capitalize "you" on purpose to show how much I hate you.
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Jesus Christ

3 Jan 2019, 16:40

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Forward from: God
Im little tipsy right now but I just want to thank all of you for following Me on telegram you guys are amazing and all kidding aside happy new year and I look forward to seeing you in March when the apocalypse comes and Jesus is telling Me to shut up cuz Im drunk but fuck you Jes
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Jesus Christ

3 Jan 2019, 02:17

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Well that's just great...
Now you know how Hell smells like!
Enough with the spoilers Dad.
#Tehran
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Jesus Christ

2 Jan 2019, 14:09

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Yes, Jesus uses Android. You have to understand that as the Son of God, I prefer more control and I know what I'm doing.

But I can understand why so many of you need the false sense of comfort and handholding Apple provides- after all that is the basis of all organized religion.
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Jesus Christ

1 Jan 2019, 13:55

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Got some exciting and horrendous surprises in store for you all in 2019!
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Jesus Christ

1 Jan 2019, 02:51

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Thank you father
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Jesus Christ

1 Jan 2019, 02:51

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Forward from: God
support my fucking stupid son
you fake-ass religious animals
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Jesus Christ

1 Jan 2019, 02:43

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Forward this and I'll bless you in the new year with the knowledge that you are easily manipulated
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Jesus Christ

1 Jan 2019, 02:38

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I resolve to be more optimistic and kinder in the new year but I'll probably fail you assholes.
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Jesus Christ

1 Jan 2019, 02:37

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Happy last new year, everyone
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Jesus Christ

30 Dec 2018, 21:05

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[Christmas morning around the tree]

MARY: {passing gift} And, Jesus, this is for Your Father.

GOD and JESUS: {reaching for gift at same time}

MARY:

GOD:

JESUS:

HOLY SPIRIT: {sipping whiskey in the corner} Ah yes, We all fucked Mary.
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Jesus Christ

30 Dec 2018, 14:41

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Every joke you don't get is about you
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Jesus Christ

30 Dec 2018, 12:13

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I treat prayers like you treat voicemails from your mom– never listen to that shit
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Jesus Christ

30 Dec 2018, 12:04

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Sunday? More like Sinday, amirite??

Haha seriously though church sucks
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Jesus Christ

30 Dec 2018, 11:30

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Go with God but cum with Jesus
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