1. if Your Husband Is tall, Dark and drive a Toyota Car..He is in my compound Cooking Spaghetti for 0ne female Copper..ooπ
2. 14Yrs Imprisonment for gay in Nigeria, and you still put them in the same prison with other guys, Is that Not Honeymoon?π€
3. No Disgrace is worse than a LECTURER standing at your Back in exam Hall and screaming " S0ME PE0PLE ARE JUST WRITING N0NESENSE!" π€£ππ
4. Having a sugar daddy when you don't know your real father is very Risky! What If? Anyway let's change the topic...How are you today?
5. And you think ignoring Me will Hurt Me?π
I Am been ignored By My 0wn Brain In Exam Hall and I didn't Dieπ€·
6. You Bought a freezer 0f 150K for 0nly 10K and you are now complaining that the freezer is shocking you,π€ͺ My brother the time you are buying it, the price No Shock You?π€£π
7. When ones goat get Missing π the Aroma of a Neighbor's Soup gets Suspiciousππ€£
8. Weed Can Make You Buy Recharge Card And Ask For Nylonπππππ€£
9. Nothing pains most when someone is killing you in a fight and people around you will be shouting "LEAVE DEM MAKE THEM FIGHT!!"π€£ππ
10" Nigerian policemen be like " Shut Up And Start Talking!" I'm Not Ur Friend My Friend!"..π€£π
11" If he beats me I'll still love Him, I Know with time he will change..Na So She Take Lose All Her Front Teeth πππ€£π€£
12" If a girl doesn't reply your message, just know she has viewed your profile pic and sayπ..No,No,No,No This 0ne No follow at all!ππ€£π
13" I Went To Warri Recently, If you See Names of Churches Ehh!??π I Was Surprised When I Saw a Church..." 0peration Carry Devil Knack For Ground Bible Ministry".ππ€£π€£π€£
14. HIM:" So what's Your Favorite Color?
HER:" Stop Asking Me Stupid Questions, Ask Me Something Logical And Matured Instead.
HIM:" How Many Mole's Of Sodium Bicarbonate Are Needed To Neutralize 0.8ml Of Sulphuric Acid At STP?
HER:" My Favorite Color Is PinK!πππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
15. Ur wife will cook sweet food, u'll eat & can't say thank U, but u'll be on FB thanking small girls 4 accepting ur friend requestπ
16" You they form slay Queen But your mother still they buy pad for youππ.
17. You no get yanshπ you dey buy waist bead.. now the bead don reach your knee for Market Place ππππ
18. People who gossip at Public transport should please Learn how to talk faster, it's painful going home Wondering How the Story Endedπ’π€£π€£
19. Diaz a high different between Stop it" and Stop It Joor...Do you understand 0r I should go Dipper?π€£π€£
20.My brother if a woman commit suicide only Becos of you she truly loves uπ marry her ππ
21. On my wedding π° night No sxπ
We will just sit down and watch our video, and know who collected food two times, I hate nonsense!ππ€£
22. Pls if u cannot singποΈ Christmas π²song π΅Don't try it, Abi which one is We need shoe how many Christmas.
23. Not every girl that takes toothpick wants to use it on her teeth, some normally use it to scratch their 5 months old weavon!π€£π
24. My Brother if they calls you "Womanizer" Just smile πand even waveπ at them, it's better to be a Womanizer Than to be recognized as Homo(0Kpo Ntuπ)π€·π€£π
25" U said u haven't seen your true love... hw will u see it when you're using free mode π
26.." U don't post, anger won't allow u comment even to like a post na wahala... Bia" Hey! should I remove my Boxer ππfor youπ€·β?
E Sweet You????? I No Say E sweet Una Pass"....
π @MDKAYTV
2. 14Yrs Imprisonment for gay in Nigeria, and you still put them in the same prison with other guys, Is that Not Honeymoon?π€
3. No Disgrace is worse than a LECTURER standing at your Back in exam Hall and screaming " S0ME PE0PLE ARE JUST WRITING N0NESENSE!" π€£ππ
4. Having a sugar daddy when you don't know your real father is very Risky! What If? Anyway let's change the topic...How are you today?
5. And you think ignoring Me will Hurt Me?π
I Am been ignored By My 0wn Brain In Exam Hall and I didn't Dieπ€·
6. You Bought a freezer 0f 150K for 0nly 10K and you are now complaining that the freezer is shocking you,π€ͺ My brother the time you are buying it, the price No Shock You?π€£π
7. When ones goat get Missing π the Aroma of a Neighbor's Soup gets Suspiciousππ€£
8. Weed Can Make You Buy Recharge Card And Ask For Nylonπππππ€£
9. Nothing pains most when someone is killing you in a fight and people around you will be shouting "LEAVE DEM MAKE THEM FIGHT!!"π€£ππ
10" Nigerian policemen be like " Shut Up And Start Talking!" I'm Not Ur Friend My Friend!"..π€£π
11" If he beats me I'll still love Him, I Know with time he will change..Na So She Take Lose All Her Front Teeth πππ€£π€£
12" If a girl doesn't reply your message, just know she has viewed your profile pic and sayπ..No,No,No,No This 0ne No follow at all!ππ€£π
13" I Went To Warri Recently, If you See Names of Churches Ehh!??π I Was Surprised When I Saw a Church..." 0peration Carry Devil Knack For Ground Bible Ministry".ππ€£π€£π€£
14. HIM:" So what's Your Favorite Color?
HER:" Stop Asking Me Stupid Questions, Ask Me Something Logical And Matured Instead.
HIM:" How Many Mole's Of Sodium Bicarbonate Are Needed To Neutralize 0.8ml Of Sulphuric Acid At STP?
HER:" My Favorite Color Is PinK!πππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
15. Ur wife will cook sweet food, u'll eat & can't say thank U, but u'll be on FB thanking small girls 4 accepting ur friend requestπ
16" You they form slay Queen But your mother still they buy pad for youππ.
17. You no get yanshπ you dey buy waist bead.. now the bead don reach your knee for Market Place ππππ
18. People who gossip at Public transport should please Learn how to talk faster, it's painful going home Wondering How the Story Endedπ’π€£π€£
19. Diaz a high different between Stop it" and Stop It Joor...Do you understand 0r I should go Dipper?π€£π€£
20.My brother if a woman commit suicide only Becos of you she truly loves uπ marry her ππ
21. On my wedding π° night No sxπ
We will just sit down and watch our video, and know who collected food two times, I hate nonsense!ππ€£
22. Pls if u cannot singποΈ Christmas π²song π΅Don't try it, Abi which one is We need shoe how many Christmas.
23. Not every girl that takes toothpick wants to use it on her teeth, some normally use it to scratch their 5 months old weavon!π€£π
24. My Brother if they calls you "Womanizer" Just smile πand even waveπ at them, it's better to be a Womanizer Than to be recognized as Homo(0Kpo Ntuπ)π€·π€£π
25" U said u haven't seen your true love... hw will u see it when you're using free mode π
26.." U don't post, anger won't allow u comment even to like a post na wahala... Bia" Hey! should I remove my Boxer ππfor youπ€·β?
E Sweet You????? I No Say E sweet Una Pass"....
π @MDKAYTV