On this day of 23/5/23, otherwise known as Pungenday, the 70th day of Discord in the YOLD 3189, I, Pope Gabriel X, in sight of the goddesses Discordia and Harmonia represented by the gold and black candles, do officially open the Discordian Society of Tidewater, better known as the Erisian Orthodox Temple of the Paratheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric of the Greater Tidewater Area of the Commonwealth of Virginia, located entirely within my pineal gland.

Any questions should be directed to our dis-information desk, located within my fifth eye.