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🚨🐾 purrble's meowstern police

uh oh!?!? the cat has picked up the phone, please follow these or it will absolutely call the police 🙀

✦ be kind & respectful 💗 no drama, no weird vibes, no biting 😾
✦ customers & mutuals are welcome 🤝 but reposts, collabs, or promos must be asked first. don’t steal the cat’s stuff! 🚫
✦ purrble has its own style 🎀 forcing, copying, or pressure = big no ✂️‼️
✦ replies may take time ⏳ the cat is slow and sometimes takes nap breaks 💤🐈

by staying here, you agree to keep things cozy, kind, and cute … or the cat will press the huge red call police button 📞😼

behave … the paws are tiny but the law is real 🐾💟
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