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A Father Is On His Deathbed
A father who worked as an automechanic is on his death bed and gives his 3 sons a test to assess who will get his inheritance: "You have to treat a woman like you treat your car, so how do you treat them?"
The first son answers "With love and care".
The second scoffs and responds "Replace her once she turns 3."
The third looks confused and gives his answer: "Go under her and tear her insides out with a wrench".
The first son was the only one to get no inheritance.
https://redd.it/onx789
@r_dark_humor
A father who worked as an automechanic is on his death bed and gives his 3 sons a test to assess who will get his inheritance: "You have to treat a woman like you treat your car, so how do you treat them?"
The first son answers "With love and care".
The second scoffs and responds "Replace her once she turns 3."
The third looks confused and gives his answer: "Go under her and tear her insides out with a wrench".
The first son was the only one to get no inheritance.
https://redd.it/onx789
@r_dark_humor