Diamond is Drifting me insane, and other Kimochi related discussions
WOW, long time i haven't done long and dubious incoherent ramblings
OBVIOUS SPOILERS FOR ANYTHING KIMOCHI RELATED IN ARC II
BUT THE TITLE WAS OBVIOUS BUT I STILL SAY IT
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anyway
today we're going to talk about those fuckers
the drifting putrid thingand the Robust blue eyed kingbecause they are making me TWIRL
one of them is Diamond, one of them is Opal
one of them is colorful, one of them is mostly white
one of them is funky, one of them is based on durability and resistance
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OK SO NOW GUESS WHO IS WHO AND WHAT
THAT'S RIGHT
# IT'S BULLSHIT !
DIAMOND is the COLORFUL one that is FAST
and OPAL is the RESISTANT one that is WHITE
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HAVE YOU SEEN AN ACTUAL DIAMOND AND OPAL ?????
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LOOK AT HOW COLORFUL OPALS ACTUALLY AREi don't even need to show you a diamond you KNOW what diamonds looks like
and what else do you know about diamonds ???
maybe that they are also INCREDIBLY RESISTANT
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JUST LIKE A FUCKASS HORSE CALLED OPAL
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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF MADOKA CAN WE SWITCH THEIR NAMES AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
it's drifting me insane
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and it's not even the only fuckery about the drifting diamond
no, no, of course there are others
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ugly bastardthe FUCK you mean this thing is representing FEAR ???
i'm supposed to be SCARED by this shit ?
i'm supposed to be terrified ? to dread it ??
fuckass doll bitchy ugly aah thing
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there is exactly ONE scary thing in diamond and it's the creepy eyes hidden in darkness
really unsettling, i must admit. if only it served a purpose, instead of being a pitiful excuse of fear
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who knows, maybe the music of the thing will give a scary tone ? and actual one
How foolish i am. why the hell is it such a funky, cheerful, weirdly joyous and banger song ?
FEAR HELLO ??? WHERE ???
BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE IT
why the hell do people even give a theme to a thing and then do NOTHING of that theme on the thing
horrible
there was so many things to do. Drifting diamond could have opened itself and revealed a skeletal figure hidden under the hair
maybe a creepy pair of hands could have appeared along the eyes and break open the "head" like a monster crawling out of a rift
in the song we can hear some kind of creepy laughs ??? they give a very tiny unsettling vibe, but just very VERY tiny. so tiny i can't really be scared or unsettled by them. the song is still funky and cheerful
so many missed opportunities on Drifting Diamond
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at least Opal did not got any missed opportinities. He's used to 100%
AND got the most banger song of all Arc 2. genuine masterpiece right here.
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then we got the ones i don't have much to say about
fishthingthe huh ?wait no actually i DO have things to say about Unmoving Garnet
he suffers the same problem as Drifting Diamond. what do you mean this guy is GRIEF ???
motherfucker looks like a viking deer. he looks like a modern sculpture. at first sight i thought he could be related to art or something like this
but no it's grief
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i know if her was a skeleton it would be WAY too cliché, but there was more to do on the Unmoving part
more than, well, nothing here
it could be a