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Bald from Brazzers revealed how many girls he has "slept with" in his lifetime, the number killed: about 2,500 partners.

The man's job is certainly not easy.

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O kurwa: in Korea they sell cocoa with marshmallows in the shape of a beaver's head.

Broken children's psyche is assured.

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Pooping before important things stimulates your brain and makes you smarter.

It turns out that if you relieve yourself 60-90 minutes before an important event - an exam, a sports competition or a business meeting - decisions are made faster and more efficiently.

Scientists have found that the intestinal nervous system is directly linked to cognitive function. Your intestines send signals to your brain that help with decision making - so much for "intuition".

Meetings don't start with coffee ...

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In Britain, cops found a missing 13-year-old girl - she was naked and drunk in a house with seven Pakistani men.

The cops ended up arresting the girl herself for "drunken hooliganism and disorderly conduct."

Here's the anecdote of the day.

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2025 will start for Americans with a 2,400 km long penis-shaped storm: intensified snow will blanket the states all next week.

The ice front will cover North Carolina, Tennessee and Virginia. However, the unusual shape of the pattern presented by forecasters caught everyone's attention.

What a year, so are the predictions.

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Youtubers reached a tribe in Fiji, which is out of contact with civilization, and handed the natives... vape and snus. Of all the achievements of mankind, this is the one they chose.

Now you can see why the tribe shuns the outside world.

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A girl throws a wedding with a soccer player, but there's a catch.

A Japanese girl married Isagi from the anime Blue Lock. Everything went mature: guests, flowers, photo shoot - the full package.

Her TikTok is a real "family life" blog entirely dedicated to their romance.


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Find out your level of phobia for Indian street food.

Beware, browsing can cause poisoning.

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A Chinese man learned Japanese through porn - he had to watch 4,500 videos to do it.

Blogger Jakku Song was so diligently engrossed in Japanese "adult content" that at some point he discovered he could understand and speak their language fluently.

To test himself, the guy took a Japanese test and got a near-perfect score.

The Owl Duo is just sitting on the sidelines.

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To drop a Christmas tree, you have to think like a Christmas tree.


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Still think wrestling is staged? Then what do you say to that?

Atheists, it's your move.

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A Chinese couple tried for four years to have a baby by having... anal sex.

Eventually, the couple went to the doctors, and unexpected details came to light:

- The 26-year-old husband and 24-year-old wife were perfectly healthy and ready to conceive;
- Despite 4 years of "trying," the girl remained a virgin;
- Each time, she experienced discomfort, but the couple didn't realize they were doing anything wrong.

Turns out the couple just didn't know how to conceive properly.

The doctor, barely containing a smile, explained the situation and gave them a textbook on sex education. A few months later, the girl returned for a checkup already pregnant.

Sometimes it pays to read the instructions first.

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⚡️⚡️⚡️ ⁉️ Was the airplane that crashed in Kazakhstan shelled?

Azerbaijani media publish a video showing holes in the fuselage of the downed airplane in Aktau, very similar to the traces of striking elements or shrapnel. Read more..


⚡️⚡️ ❗️A terrible disaster: A plane flying from Baku to Grozny crashed in Aktau - emergency services. The airplane broke in half.

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Anecdote of the day: a girl from Belarus showed what nationality was prescribed to her at the airport in Jordan.

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A Hindu man accidentally dropped his iPhone into a temple donation box - now the temple refuses to return the phone, saying it is now the "property of the deity".

The only thing the unfortunate man was allowed to do was to make a copy of the files.

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A member of Congress from Columbia got caught with a vape right during a meeting on health care reform.

After the incident, she promised not to do it again.

Classic: when he accidentally turned on the camera at the meeting.

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'Crazy lady with purple hair' manages taxpayer money - Ilon Musk on 81-year-old Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro.

Musk is shocked by US government spending, "$7 million for anal print, $2.3 million for cocaine for dogs."

The Department of Government Efficiency under his leadership uncovered absurd spending:

- $2.3 million for cocaine for dogs (research on the effects of drugs on animals);
- $6.9 million - for "smart" toilets with "anal print" recognition;
- $118k to see if metal Thanos can snap his fingers;
- $75k to blow lizards out of trees at Harvard.

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