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Manchester united is the most consistent team, one win in August, one win in September, one win in October, one win in November, one win in December. its just like a menstrual cycle!! if they don't win in January know that they are pregnant


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Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status.
After 3 it should default to 'unstable α‹ˆαŒ αŒ€' πŸ˜‚


i wish i had dora’s parents. they let that b*tch go everywhere.πŸ€¦β€β™‚


A small mistake in relationship can change your name from sweetheart to +251 9.......


For those who say heartbreaks are painful...the question is, have you ever been removed from a group while still typing?😭😭


The worst she could say is No....

Her: " ቱ.... αŠ αŠ•α‰°αˆ αˆ°α‹ αˆ†αŠαˆ…πŸ€­?!?!"


Them: What do you do for a living?

Me: My best, I do my bestπŸ₯²


The doctor spent more time delivering the baby than You(the guy) who helped make it. At this point, the baby is just as much the doctor's baby as it is yours.πŸ₯²
#shower_thoughts


Me: When I graduate, i will get a job and become rich


Life: We listen, we dont judge


unpopular opinion
Nurses in hospitals are much cuter than many models


In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do is find a username that isn't taken.πŸ₯²
#shower_thoughts


If God decided to invite Habesha people to heaven by phone call,

Some girl will still ask"ሡልክ ቁαŒ₯αˆ¬αŠ• αŠ¨α‹¨α‰΅ αŠ αŒˆαŠαˆ…α‹"


People born on January 1st can't ever say "my birthday was last year"
#shower_thoughts


My wife just said, "You weren't even listening, were you?

I thought to myself...

"That's a really strange
way to start off a
conversation..."


Doctor: So where does it hurt?

Me: If you reduce the fees, then I'll tell you, otherwise find it yourself.


Dating slim guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your faceπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‡


I'm a huge fan of 50 Cent, or as he's known in Zimbabwe, "Three Hundred Million Zimbabwe Dollars."


Back then dads had 3-4 kids.

Nowadays kids have 3-4 dads.

Climate change is crazyπŸ€―πŸ˜‚


what's αˆ›αˆ΅α‰²αŠ« made of?

no one :

Habeshans: የ α‹‰αˆ» αŠ αŠ•αŒ€α‰΅

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