ATTENTION SUBSCRIBERS: WE ARE ANNOUNCING TOTAL BRITISH DEATH! Kill british. Behead british. Roundhouse kick a brit into the concrete. Slam dunk a british baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy brits. Defecate in a brits fish and chips. Launch british into the sun. Stir fry brits in a wok. Toss british into active volcanoes. Urinate into a british gas tank. Judo throw british into a wood chipper. Twist british heads off. Report british to scotland yard. Karate chop british in half. Curb stomp pregnant scot british. Trap british in quicksand. Crush british in the trash compactor. Liquefy british in a vat of acid. Eat limeys. Dissect british. Exterminate british in the gas chamber. Stomp british skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate british in the oven. Lobotomize british. Mandatory abortions for british. Grind british fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown british in fried chicken grease. Vaporize british with a ray gun. Kick old british down the stairs. Feed british to alligators. Slice british with a katana.