The Epstein Files: Phase 1 🎪
Ah yes, the world’s first pre-release of a human trafficking blackmail operation.
What’s next? Collector’s editions? VIP access? A fooken Netflix docu-series with behind-the-scenes footage?
A select few clowns get early access to a partial list—because nothing says “justice” like a carefully curated, drip-fed distraction.
So weird. So sketchy. So obviously bullshit.