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24 Dec, 21:00

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Slave driver – a slave minder. A parent, teacher, or boss who stands over their souls with an imaginary whip (sometimes a real one) and makes them work hard.

It's not hard to guess where this expression has its roots, and who might be greatly offended if you mention "slave driver" in their presence. Yet to the white boss from the white subordinate will sound quite on topic: they say, look what a despot, going back and forth, shooting his eyes, shoot, so that no one at work on the cat in Insta did not look. Coz of these characters, people run from offices to work at home like crazy.

Example:
- Our teacher is a real slave driver. He hits us with his pointer as if it was a whip.

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24 Dec, 14:00

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Sex interview – sex audition,

Whoa, fantasy mind readers, get your hands off your genitals: this is not an 18+ audition for aspiring actresses. Moreover, each of you have gone through such a sobriety on 2-3 dates, perhaps even on 1, if you and your partner are not particularly patient.

Nowadays, not only by the clothes you wear, but also by your skills in bed: logs and fans of hammering nails are sifted out at the initial stage. It's a very practical thing, saving you from disappointment. If you like the sex, we going on; if you don't like it, call the next one. That's the sex interview.

Example:
- Wtf are you sending me your dick pics? You failed the sex interview, just fuck off.

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23 Dec, 21:00

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Do one's nut is a British word meaning to make someone furious.

Everyone has at least one thing that makes them more angry than anything else in the world. And if that thing is done, there is no stopping the burning. In such cases, the British use the idiom "to do one's nut”.

This is the word they use to say that of all the things in the world that would lead to an ordinary argument, you've decided to do the one thing that would get you fucked up in a state of affect. The word also applies to situations where a person is very nervous. And not just a lot, but to the gnashing of teeth. In short, a state close to the flight of the cuckoo. Appreciate your loved ones and your head.

Example:
- When she said that even the new iPhone won't make her get laid with him, he did his nut completely.

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23 Dec, 14:00

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Debtpression – debt+depression. Depression related to debt or other financial difficulties.

Those who have met their debts know that for the first few months afterwards, you are in a state of complete prostration. The amount of debt seems like a hundred-kilogram stone around your neck, dragging you down no matter how hard you resist. You can't eat, drink, or sleep. Your whole head is filled with the fact that you are a slave to whoever gave you credit, and suicide, which seemed the lot of the weak, no longer seems like a bad way out. Give it up. Don't engage in self-injury. Don't blame yourself.

What's done is done; you have to think your way out. Talk to a loan shark about installments. Find a source of income. Cut back on your vacation time and find a part-time job. No matter what anyone says, work heals. Financial depression included. Stay strong and fuck it up. You'll get out of it.

Example:
- Just two more years of this mortgage debtpression and I'll blow my head off, I swear.

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22 Dec, 21:00

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Badonkadonk is an ass!

And not just any ass, but exclusively female and quite voluminous, though despite this, it looks attractive,
cause you can only find such a slender girl. Can you imagine? Slender girl with a big ass, which is just trying to smack men, narrow waist, smoothly passing into wide thighs, the male sex like that.

Badonkadonk entered the lexicon after it was dubbed by the rappers in 2002. The word finally gained a foothold in American culture when it was used in the television show Crank Yankers. To be sure not to forget such important material, we recommend listening to Trace Adkins' composition "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" or watching the music video.

Example:
- Now that's a badonkadonk, my man. Would spank that all day long until it goes red.

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22 Dec, 14:00

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Radio silence is oldy worldy ignoring.

Top 1 among the ways to let the man know that you do not care about him deeply. Why figure things out when you can go twenty-four hours without answering the phone and pretend that you are a smart cheese who is always busy doing something?

By the way, in the military environment, where the term came from, when they declare "radio silence", no one turns off the equipment, they only tune it to receive signals. So in normal life, you just don't pay attention to a ton of messages and missed calls. Sooner or later even a brainless jerk will realize that you're not interested in continuing to communicate with him, and he will drop out by himself. And there is always a blacklist for especially bad cases.

Example:
- Just block her, bro. There's no better way to get rid of an annoying girl than good old radio silence.

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21 Dec, 21:00

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Bozo [ˈbəʊzəʊ] is a jerk, the local clown that only the dead don't cringe at.

The expression itself came from the image of Bozo the Clown, the man with the red nose and curls that children fear so much. In the movies and books, Bozo tried to make everybody laugh with his silly behavior, his "pull my finger so I shit" pranks, and his stupid laughing about and about.

In real life, instead of universal love, Bozo evoked only Spanish shame and the desire to walk on his face with a soldier's boot. But did the clown realize that his behavior infuriated everyone? He didn't. And he kept to do what he did, causing more and more disgust among the people. That's how it's been since: the word bozo is now used to call a person who has become a natural laughingstock in search of approval, without realizing it. Or unwilling to understand.

Example:
- Darling, you'd better get a job in IT. You're a shitty entertainer, don't be a bozo, please.

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21 Dec, 14:00

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Pipe hitter - the self-sacrificing Rambo who is willing to die for the well-being of others.

The term comes from the U.S. Army, used to describe soldiers in the most un-fucking-military units. The guys there are so well-trained and skilled that they can slit the throats of up to a billion enemies with a single shiv. And most importantly, of their own free will!

This is also the name of the brave and selfless daredevils, who bravely rush into battle for a good cause. A sort of Danko who is ready to tear his heart out to light the way for others. In general, these people, if they stand up for adequate interests, are really cool. I wish the ungrateful faggots they are working for would appreciate their merits.

Example:
- He risked his own life, covering us up during the trip. What a goddamn pipe hitter!

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20 Dec, 21:00

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Splooge - to cum.

As far as the verb is concerned. It can also be used as a noun, which means - surprise! - sperm.

For obvious reasons it is applied to men, but some sources have begun to use it in relation to women as well. In general, if anything, everyone involved was satisfied. Less common than the well-known "cum", probably due to the fact that the emphasis in splooge is not on sexual release, but on its physical manifestations.

A little less romantic, a little more practical, so that when all sorts of inspectors go around hotels and examine the sheets under the beams of their flashlights, the spots they find will be proudly referred to as splooge spots.

Example:
- Give me a week of the no-nut challenge, and you'll have to wash the splooge not only from my bed but also from the rest of my apartment.

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20 Dec, 14:00

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Deja-poo - similar to déjà vu (already seen it in French) deja poo is the feeling that you have seen or heard this shit before.

Normally this feeling comes over you when a retarded situation happens to you and it's like you knew it would come to you. It sounds complicated, but deja poo - it's like you saw your own fuck up coming. Or you haven't learned a fucking thing from your mistakes and you're in a similar situation again.

Besides, it's not just the situation itself that can plunge you into a state of deja poo. But also certain lines or phrases. In this case it may seem as if you heard this shit a long time ago too and you didn't like it. What exactly it is, a glitch in the matrix or the work of the sixth sense - is not known for certain, but it is better not to ignore such a feeling and get off into the sunset from deja poo situations.

Example:
- A bunch of white cops are chasing some black guy for the half of the day. I got the fucking deja-poo on that for sure.

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19 Dec, 21:00

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Dog shot - to hit a person before he sees it.

You've seen a lot of videos, or maybe you've seen in real life, how in a conflict situation the most cowardly fucker sneaks up behind and hits a man while he's not looking.

People like that should definitely be staked. My fav video is when a rascal like that misses and is instantly kicked out. Instant karma. I love it!

Example:
- This faggot is all about the dog shots! I would've hit him back if I could.

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19 Dec, 14:00

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My ass! - Yeah, just shit myself.

Watch out, this phrase has nothing to do with your nut. It is used when you fundamentally disagree with a statement. More precisely, it annoys and frustrates you so much that you're ready to spew your entire stock of bile into the world.

"My ass!" is pretty easy to apply: repeat the part of the information that bombs the most, add "my ass!" and voila: "cool shava was yesterday!" - "cool shava, my ass! I've been on the toilet all morning!" But it's also crucial to play it right. Emphasize "my ass!" and make it seem like the interlocutor can and should slam and rethink not only his statement, but his whole life.

Example:
- This Tinder chick was an hour late to the date, ate at my expense and blocked me everywhere right after. "The Best Dating App, my ass.

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18 Dec, 21:00

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Me time – time for yourself beloved.

A scarce resource of the 21st century, where multitasking and productivity are put in the first place, as if a person has at least 48 hours in the day, and all of them are busy.

And in practice, if you manage to carve out an extra minute for personal matters - it's a holiday. Here you can relax your buns, and your hobbies, and watch your favorite TV series until the work is over and the kids are not anxious. Remember that taking care of yourself is the main remedy for burnout, thanks to which your life does not turn into a vicious circle of sleeping, eating, working, and sleeping again.

Example:
- I'll go absolutely bonkers if I don't get a little me time this weekend.

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18 Dec, 14:00

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Radio silence is oldy worldy ignoring.

Top 1 among the ways to let the man know that you do not care about him deeply. Why figure things out when you can go twenty-four hours without answering the phone and pretend that you are a smart cheese who is always busy doing something?

By the way, in the military environment, where the term came from, when they declare "radio silence", no one turns off the equipment, they only tune it to receive signals. So in normal life, you just don't pay attention to a ton of messages and missed calls. Sooner or later even a brainless jerk will realize that you're not interested in continuing to communicate with him, and he will drop out by himself. And there is always a blacklist for especially bad cases.

Example:
- Just block her, bro. There's no better way to get rid of an annoying girl than good old radio silence.

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17 Dec, 21:00

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Sgasp up – "Laughing my ass off"

That's the way of the world, not much fun around here. I get dumped by my girlfriend, I lose my rink, I get a late paycheck. Adult life isn't sugar and even a beer on Fridays doesn't make it any less bitter. That is why it is so vital to find time to laugh.

And if you manage to fuck something up until you have a hiccup, it's great. Consider your day well spent. Americans use the idiom "to crack up" specifically for such "fuck-ups”. That is, to burst into a cracked (from the word crack) fuck.

Example:
- You better crack up at jokes about black people when none of them are around. Otherwise, you'll be the one to get cracked.

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17 Dec, 19:59

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17 Dec, 16:00

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Slack off - to roll up your sleeves, to procrastinate, to not put in enough effort.

As a rule, if there's someone who slacks off, there's also another person who slaves for two. Recall your group project at uni or school. In any case, there was that person who didn't really work hard, doing the bare minimum. BTW, in group sex too, there can be a lazy member who slacks off while everyone else is busting their ass for the greater good.

Slacking off is found in all walks of life. Demanding to stop slacking off can be your coach, if you do the exercise at half strength, as well as criminal authority, who noticed that you're digging your own grave without much enthusiasm. In general, slacking off is a cocktail of laziness, procrastination and demotivation.

Example:
- My husband hasn't been fulfilling his marital duties. I'm sick of him slacking off. I think it's time to find a new lover.

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16 Dec, 21:00

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Clapping cheeks.

Another veiled name for sex. Perhaps no other natural phenomenon in human life has so many euphemisms: bouncing bones, hanky-panky, shaking the sheets, etc. So add a new one to your sex-capitol. Behind "clapping cheeks" is a pretty common image, unless you're fucking with an ironing board and your girlfriend has an ass. It's her bottom cheeks that will get spanked, provided you try, sure. You do try, huh?

Example:
- I wouldn't mind clapping cheeks with my neighbor if it wasn't for her bulky husband.

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16 Dec, 14:00

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Pipe hitter - the self-sacrificing Rambo who is willing to die for the well-being of others.

The term comes from the U.S. Army, used to describe soldiers in the most un-fucking-military units. The guys there are so well-trained and skilled that they can slit the throats of up to a billion enemies with a single shiv. And most importantly, of their own free will!

This is also the name of the brave and selfless daredevils, who bravely rush into battle for a good cause. A sort of Danko who is ready to tear his heart out to light the way for others. In general, these people, if they stand up for adequate interests, are really cool. I wish the ungrateful faggots they are working for would appreciate their merits.

Example:
- He risked his own life, covering us up during the trip. What a goddamn pipe hitter!

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15 Dec, 21:00

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Truffle butter is the fastest way to get a urinary tract infection.

If you're eating, move your plate away, cuz it's not a cooking blog and even innocent English lingo can hide a nasty, sticky substance.

Put the food away? Great. You can hardly guess what it is, so let's not beat around the bush: truffle butter is a mixture of bodily fluids that forms on the genitals from a combination of unprotected anal and vaginal sex. Now, you can cringe or jerk off, depending on your perversity. And if you ever practice this, don't forget to mentally thank Nicki Minaj, who popularized the expression.

Example:
- Ever since my boyfriend and I had group sex, the sight of truffle butter makes me sick. If you know what I mean.

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