"Me so bad, Orangejak"
Me wake up. Me feel strong. Me no wear shirt, shirt for weak.
Me look at orangejak. Him in cage. Him cry. Him scream. But me no care. Me evil. Me bad.
"PLS NO, CHUDJAK," orangejak say. "ME NO WANT JUICE!!!"
Me smile. Me grab orange. Is orangejak cousin? Maybe. Me no care. Me put orange in big metal crunch machine. Machine go BRRRRRRRRRR.
Juice come out. Sweet. Fresh. Delicious. Me drink. Me sip. Me flex.
"LOOK ORANGEJAK," me say. "IS DIS UR FRIEND??? HAHAHAHA."
Orangejak cry more. Him bald head look more shiny now. Him say, "ME NEXT??? NOOOOOO!!!"
Me press button. Machine hungry. Me bad. Me scary. Me chudjak.
"STAY FRESH, ORANGEJAK... OR ELSE."