Multi-shot cinematic comedy in a cozy modern student kitchen. Premium photoreal, natural physics, expressive acting, clear staging, no text overlays.Shot 1: The student cooks at the stove, stirring marinara sauce, then calmly places the wooden spatula on the counter and picks up a normal kitchen knife to chop ingredients. Camera: smooth dolly-in to a medium shot, subtle handheld realism. Audio: soft romantic jazz playing from a vinyl record in the room, gentle vinyl hiss, quiet kitchen ambience.Shot 2: A fluffy white cat walks across the kitchen floor and jumps onto the table near the cooking area. Camera: low-angle tracking follow at floor level, then tilt-up during the jump. Audio: jazz continues, soft paw steps and a tiny purr.Shot 3: SUPER WIDE LENS MACRO, tabletop height, camera directly in front of the cat. The white cat walks toward the lens, nose and whiskers huge. It steps on the rims of two small bowls and tips them over: one with homemade ketchup, one with paprika powder. Ketchup splashes and paprika puffs across the table and onto the cat’s paws/fur. Camera retreats backward to keep the cat centered. Audio: bowl scrape, ketchup splat, paprika dust poof, quick meows.Shot 4: Over-the-shoulder from behind the student toward the kitchen door. The door opens and a beautiful young woman enters; she is calm for a beat, then her face snaps into horror as she registers the student holding the messy “red” cat and the kitchen knife. At the same time, the cat reaches the turntable and the needle slips off the record. Camera: hold OTS, then a sudden crash-zoom into her face at the horror moment, slight handheld shock. Audio: door click/creak, footsteps, then a sharp record needle screech as it skips off the vinyl and the jazz abruptly stops.Shot 5: Medium shot of the student, sauce-stained, holding the squirming cat; the knife is pointed down in a harmless cooking grip. He stutters in English: “It’s not what you…” The cat meows loudly and smears red sauce on his sleeve. Camera: gentle push-in on the student’s face, then quick rack focus to the red smear. Audio: awkward silence and room tone after the vinyl screech, cat meowing, dripping sauce, the student’s nervous breath.Shot 6: Wide master shot, SUPER WIDE. The woman screams “A-a-a!” and faints, collapsing safely to the floor in a comedic beat. The student stays frozen like a statue, holding the cat and the knife, embarrassed and shocked. After she hits the floor, the romantic jazz resumes as if the vinyl keeps playing again, soft and ironic. Camera: wide static, tilt down following her fall, then hold on the punchline tableau. Audio: scream, soft thud, brief pause, then the romantic jazz returns with vinyl hiss.Negative prompt: real blood, gore, violence, stabbing, harm to animals, horror tone, scary lighting, weapon attack, aggressive knife action, injuries, bruises, death, text overlays, subtitles, logos.