And in other news, Republican Senator Jon Hinst... I mean Troy King, nonono Richard Curti... Waitwaitwait *rummaging through papers on desk* Madison Cawthorne was outed as a sexual deviant today after photos of him dressing as a "femboy" surfaced online, when asked about the photographs by weekend update correspondents, Republican voters responded with shock and annoyance, stating their desire for just one of their representatives to be a heterosexual.