The Complete Testosterone Berzerker Guide to Making Friends:
1. Go up to stranger
2. Ask "Hey, do you like Marvel superhero movies?"
3a. If they say yes, punch them in the fu cking head with an 85lb dumbbell
3b. Repeat until they stop moving
3c. Harvest their meat.
4. If they say no, make conversation, establish common interests, lift some weights and go shooting, congrats you have a new friend.
5. Repeat this process until you have all the friends you want, or every retarded fucking bozo in the immediate area is a red stain.
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1. Go up to stranger
2. Ask "Hey, do you like Marvel superhero movies?"
3a. If they say yes, punch them in the fu cking head with an 85lb dumbbell
3b. Repeat until they stop moving
3c. Harvest their meat.
4. If they say no, make conversation, establish common interests, lift some weights and go shooting, congrats you have a new friend.
5. Repeat this process until you have all the friends you want, or every retarded fucking bozo in the immediate area is a red stain.
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