If only people knew about the dark and deep philosophical message behind this Persian turtle meme....
It's a turtle complaing about compulsory military service in Iran. The hardest period of a boy life in Iran. We see Persian turtle parodying a famous Iranian folk song, addressing her mother and expressing his existential crises based on antinatalism. The military service is so harsh that he not only wish he wasn't born in the first place but also he blame her mother for giving birth to her. That's why a lot of boys can relate to him
It goes as:
میدونستی ننه ننه ننه
Did you know mom, mommy mom
سربازی بده بده بده
That military service is bad, baddy bad?
مرخصیش کمه کمه کمه
Its furlough is short, shorty short
ننه چرا منو زایدی؟
Mommy why you gave birth to me?
تو که دهنمو گاییدی.
You fucked up my mouth(Iranian saying/you gave me such a hard time)
میدونستی ننه بزرگ میشم سربازی میرم
Did you know mommy that when I grow up I have to attend military service?
چرا دادی تو شیرم نذاشتی من بمیرم
Why did you breastfed me? Why haven't you let me die?
سربازمو سربازی برام یه مشتی خاکه
I'm a soldier and being soldier is useless as dirt
همه داروندارم فقط یک دله پاکه
All I have is a kind innocent heart
سرباز تو هر گلیم پاره
A soldier even on a ripped carpet
شب رو سر میاره
Lay down and sleep
کلاغ پر پامرغی واسش فرقی نداره
Kalagh par, pamorghi (Iranian punishment exercise for soldiers) is all same to him
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