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12 Jan, 14:00

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Asking for a friend – I ask for a friend (actually, it's for myself, and everyone gets that).

Let's say you need to ask something cringe-worthy and out-of-the-box, but spoiling the reputation is not in your plans. Just hide behind the phrase "asking for a friend," letting it be known that you have some phantom friend or female friend out there who is embarrassed to ask such questions herself. Lol, that's how we all fell for it, as if everyone is so dumb and doesn't realize it's all your morbid interest.

Some of the questions that are "asked for someone else" might include: "Is sex with a horse actually possible and how to initiate it?", "Does jerking off lead to blindness?", "Will she taste the sperm in her food?", "What to do if she craps in anal sex?", "How to get rid of a hangover fast?" and so on.

Example:
- Is it possible to cum by sticking your dick into a vacuum cleaner? Asking for a friend.

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11 Jan, 21:00

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Sundowner is an alcoholic beverage drunk at sunset.

As a rule, it takes place in a bar or restaurant, where you drink a glass to relax after work, accompanied by pleasant music and languid semi-darkness. Yeah, this is not a family dinner in sweatpants followed by watching TV series and a glass of beer on the side, everything is civilized, respectable and noble.

The only thing to do is to keep yourself in check and not to drool so you don't break the general vibe. You always have time to have a beer, but you still need to sit prettily.

Example:
- Hey bartender, pour me some sundowner. And make it stronger, my nerves are on edge. I might go postal before we know it.

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11 Jan, 14:00

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Wedgie [ˈwedʒi] — naturally punching panties in the ass or forcibly pulling them on for a laugh.

Agree, nothing is as infuriating as panties wedged between two buns. Like your asshole is trolling you, chewing on them exactly when people are around and you cannot discreetly correct them.

The only thing worse than this feeling is the terrifying act of cruelty when some smart guy runs up behind you and abruptly pulls on the elastic band of your panties. They slam into the crotch and butt with all their might, causing a stabbing pain. I'd like to see the person who made this a popular joke! Episodes like this are ubiquitous on TV.

Example:
- I'll just honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head. It's wedgie time!

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10 Jan, 21:00

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Instant Karma is momentary fate.

The concept of karma lies at the heart of Indian philosophy for a reason. The point is the cause-and-effect relationship between actions and consequences, so appealing to people. The subtlety is that you do bad things now and pay for them in the next life. Yet, there is one exception, which is called "instant karma".

That's a rare and indicative situation, when a person has done something wrong and immediately received a reprisal from the Universe. You threw a cigarette butt from a balcony and got flooded by the upstairs neighbor. Hit a dog, you slipped and broke your leg. Cheat on a guy and get dumped by your daddy. Nice and fair, right?

Example:
- I really want instant karma to get every motherfucker who abuses animals.

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10 Jan, 14:00

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Blue movie is an adult film or a film with heavy erotic content.

Such works of cinematic art are not limited to gay content, but why of all the colors to characterize a film with a bold 18+ marking was blue chosen?

Probably cuz prostitutes in Scotland once wore blue outfits. Or because strippers' performances in the past were accompanied by blue lighting? Or maybe it's just that the word blue was stupidly unlucky.

After all, it came to be associated with fornication and obscenity in the 19th century. As you have realized, many theories, for various tastes and colors, but the researchers haven't reached a consensus so far.

Example:
- Why do I need a girlfriend? A vr-helmet and a couple of porn sites are enough for me.

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9 Jan, 21:00

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One-time [ˈwʌn-taɪmi] is how Americans call a police patrol as it appears out of nowhere behind your back, actively investigates at an inconvenient time and spoils a major event for you by its actions.

And cops are so nicknamed coz it's better to look at them once (one-time), so another time you'll definitely catch their attention. And right away poof: they fly up in a flash, lay everybody on the floor, beat up especially violent ones, drag you and your buddies to the station to clarify the facts, ruin everybody's holiday, and just as abruptly disappear.

So be aware: if in the middle of a lamplight party at the club your vibe is ruined by a squad of cops bursting into the room and putting people on their backs, it's the most natural one-time. Fucking buzz killers.

Example:
- One time! Hide the coke! Don't shove it in your arse, idiot, who will take it out?!

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9 Jan, 14:00

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No diggity – definitely, precisely, one hundred percent.

Expresses the highest degree of certainty about something. Was Einstein a genius? Does Kim Kardashian have a huge ass? Did Covid get to everyone? "No diggity" is perfect for answering any of these questions.

Though hardly in conversation with your professor at the university. The phrase itself is taken from a rap song of the same name, so the contingent using it is appropriate, yet you can take it to heart, too.

Example:
- What should we say to a drunkfest in the middle of exams? No diggity, let's roll!

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8 Jan, 21:00

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Idgafwabgtsamikwtfidawtfidd = I don't give a fuck what a bitch got to say about me I know what the fuck I did and what the fuck I didn't do.

Do you know that if you read that acronym out loud three times, you can summon Satan? Apparently, that's the abbreviation he came up with. Admittedly, in this case the term "abbreviation" sounds like mockery. Nevertheless, you can come across it on Twitter quite a lot. Pissed off that some scumbag is spreading rumors behind your back? It's high time to launch that torpedo of consonants at her - or rather, at the person who dared to believe the bullshit.

Example:
- Dude, Idgafwabgtsamikwtfidawtfidd, so leave me alone.

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8 Jan, 14:00

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Just saying - no offense.

How many times have you seen comments on social media intended to insult and humiliate? How many of them ended with the phrase "it's just my opinion, nothing personal"? By saying that, people create a safety cushion on which it's easy to rest your fart before it gets kicked in the ass.

Pour a bucket of slop on someone's head and then cover up toxicity with an innocent "just saying". The way could claim to be sly, but most people always know when they're being insulted. So even if you sprinkle sugar on shit, you don't have to taste it to know if it's fucking fecal matter in front of you.

Example:
- I wouldn't have sex with you at all after that flirt as well. I'm just saying, dude.

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7 Jan, 21:00

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Hellmaxxing is an act worthy of Hell.

This phrase describes deeds, causing the Devil not only to escort you to the Underworld himself after death, but also to hand you a pitchfork. Such an act cannot be atoned for with prayer, repentance, or money. It is voluntary hiring for work below. Until the end of eternity, the inhabitants of Heaven will shudder at the mention of your name, asking God to keep you from going upstairs.

So if you film on TikTok taking ice cream out of the fridge at the store, licking it and putting it back, if you fuck your best friend's girlfriend knowing he loves her, if you knowingly cut off an ambulance on the road knowing you are taking someone's life, then you are a hellmaxer and your place is in Hell.

Example:
- You took a job in MLM, didn't you? You're hellmaxxing it to the point where you get a special cauldron in hell.

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7 Jan, 14:00

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Walk the talk - when it's time to take responsibility for what you say.

So, with this idiom, the speaker makes it clear that it's high time to cover your mouth and back up your words with actions, so as not to be seen as a twat and a cheapskate.

Keep in mind, if you try to blend in, you'll immediately get the "all talk and no walk" characteristic in the eyes of your interlocutor. That is, you end up as a braggart, incapable of a tenth of the things you so stubbornly lecture about.

Example:
- You shot your mouth off, bro. Now it's time to walk that talk

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6 Jan, 21:00

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Conflirtation - formed from the words "conflict" and "flirting." It's flirting in the process of conflict.

So many romantic comedies fall for this ploy, where the characters first cocksuck each other and then fall in love eventually.

Except that sometimes it can also happen more openly. Like when people realize that they like each other and a verbal altercation helps them to bring the relationship down and not to get burned. Or just so aggressively flirt.

In any case, if you choose such a toxic method of flirting, do not take offense to the insults. The only rule in conflirtation is the harsher the better. So if you are regularly called a cocksucker, the girl is just crazy about you.

Example:
- She's costantly screaming at me for no reason. Is it just me, or is this some unique approach to conflirtation?

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6 Jan, 14:00

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Petextrian is a pedestrian typing while walking, formed from the words "text" and "pedestrian.

He does not pay attention to what is taking place around him, as he is staring at the phone screen. The only thing is, who is likely to protect him from treacherous poles, cars, and holes in the asphalt? Yeah, that's right, nobody. If he kicks his ass and breaks his legs, it's his own fault.

The main thing is to respond quickly to your mother for feeding the cat, not to obey the safety rules. Come to think of it, in the 21st century natural selection has found new, sophisticated ways to implement it, and "petextrians" risk becoming prime candidates for elimination.

Example:
- If you continue to be such a petextrian, you'll find yourself under the wheels of someone's car very soon.

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5 Jan, 21:00

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To go screensaver – to get stuck on something, "to become a screensaver".

In the modern world, being on screensavers is a common practice. A thousand thoughts swarm in the mind of the average person daily, nine hundred and ninety-nine of which are about survival.

No wonder that in such circumstances one can lose touch with reality for a while, thinking about something of his own. The facial expression is corresponding: eyes in a heap, mouth ajar. Like a computer, a person falls into standby mode and concentrates on the innards, leaving a screensaver on his face, which disappears at the first interaction with him. And so, if your colleague is stuck on the ceiling during a call, be sympathetic and poke him lightly under the table.

Example:
- He went screensaver on her ass so hard that his mouth was drooling

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5 Jan, 14:00

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A zillionaire is a person with untold amounts of money.

In other words, he has so much money, it's hard to count. You can build a multistory building and a life-size airplane from their stacks, and also a pool, which is nice to dive into and rake the waves of green bills with hands.

To cut a long story short, while some people get rich and become the proud owners of round sums in Swiss banks, others can only watch and lust. And what type are you?

Example:
- He's such a zillionaire that his money is way easier to count in yachts and private jets than in numbers.

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4 Jan, 21:00

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To spill the tea — to gossip, to tell rumors.

The British couldn't even leave their sacred drink alone and gave the word tea another meaning - gossip. So if you happen to be accused of spilt the tea, don't be in a hurry to grab the rag, but rather consider where you said the odd word.

And there are times when a friend may ask you, "What's the tea?" And then you're bound to tell about the hot neighbor with a third size, whom you fooled around with last night, or classmate, recently sent to prison. After all, everyone enjoys gossip, let's face it - without it, life would be so drab.

Example:
- This chap has spilled the tea about my tiny dick throughout the office. Now my colleagues call me "teenie-weenie" behind my back.

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4 Jan, 14:00

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Jailbird - criminal, repeat offender, prisoner, from jail + bird.

Do you have a parrot? No matter how many times you let him out to fly, it always comes back to its cage (with or without your help). The word jailbird describes a similar phenomenon in society; it is an individual who is constantly behind bars, and when released, inevitably relapses and is sent back to the bunkhouse.

The cycle repeats itself over and over again, the person is literally drawn back to the zone. It is said about the most notorious villains, "Jail missing you and crying," but it is as if the jailbird is crying in jail, he doesn't mind being there again and again, eating free munchies and living "on concepts". Prison romance.

Example:
- Seems that this jailbird is getting out of prison just to occasionally fuck women instead of fucking his cellmates.

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3 Jan, 21:00

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Pooping is a combination of the words poop and texting.

For me, it's not a word, just a real life thing. The century of IT has accelerated the process of messaging so much that now you can't even take a shit without your phone. What if you miss something major? That's why you have to sit down to shit and take your phone with you.

And in general, if you put it this way, pooping is a miracle of multitasking. Who would have thought that you could simultaneously drop bombs in the sewer and write girls' messages in the directive? And no one would have any idea under what circumstances the correspondence takes place! The main thing is not to accidentally turn on the camera and not to shit all over yourself.

Example:
- You better not tell anyone you're pooping with him. Girls don't poop.

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3 Jan, 14:00

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Digital footprint - a digitized print.

As footprints in the snow, all your actions over the internet also leave a footprint. Everything that has been posted on the World Wide Web runs the risk of remaining there once and for all, even after deletion. Any comment, like, post and photo can be scanned and saved, and then used to threaten or blackmail. And that's not counting the fact that social networks use our data to optimize advertising.

Therefore, courses on investments, earnings on Marketplace or suggestions to make a natal chart in Insta you pop up not by chance. And it's definitely not a sign from above, we answer.

Example:
- His colleagues have dug up some social digital footprints of him referring to African Americans as "niggers" back in 2010. Looks like someone is about to get canceled.

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2 Jan, 21:00

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Shy bladder is an embarrassing urinary bladder or a fear of urinating in the presence of other people.

Many of us have no problem with it: enter a stall, unzip your fly, do your thing, and go on about your business, a process brought to automaticity. Still, there is a category of shy ones for whom taking a piss in a public place is a whole ritual. First, you have to sit down and relax. Secondly, listen and, if there is someone in the next stall, wait for him to take off.

When time is of the essence, there are two other options: you can cover your ears and trick your brain, or take a leak when someone flushes, turns on the faucet or hand dryer. If you have a shy bladder, some of these maneuvers are probably familiar to you. To the rest of us, it would seem crazy nonsense, sure, but it works, it's been tested.

Example:
- I've got a shy bladder, so it takes me forever to pee in crowded public restrooms.

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