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Thot [θɒt] is a synonym for "whore," which has already spread around the world thanks to the work of rap artists.

It stands for "that hoe over there" and is commonly used to refer to girls who are easy on the eyes. But in fact it turns out that not necessarily to make money with their genitals, behave vulgarly and dress too candidly to be famous for "thot", sometimes it's enough just to be a woman.

You take her to an expensive restaurant and she bailed on you, a whore; she date other men even though you're not in a relationship, a whore; love sex and give good blowjobs, a whore, hundo P. Yep, everyone around here is thot, only your mom is the nicest and got pregnant by a holy spirit, right?

Example:
- That queen of thot-land hasn't missed a single Friday bender at our bar.


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People person — the soul of the company, everyone's favorite.

In contrast to the taciturn and unsociable introverts, this person is always heard and seen. He is a great storyteller and no less great listener, in a word, to be with him in the company is sheer pleasure. No stuffy conversations that make you want to kill yourself right on the spot, no ratty gossip, and no snotty complaints. Only chill and positive vibe. That is why "people person" is always warmly welcome and do not spare invitations to birthday parties and parties. What's the conclusion? Be a pleasant and open person and people will reach out to you.

Example:
- If I was a people person like him, I would be partying seven days a week without spending a single penny.


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Bedicine = bed + medicine. An ailment cured by sleeping. Headache? Legs falling off? Depression? Wait till you start popping pills! As doctors say, "the best medicine is the one that does not need to be taken".

Therefore, before climbing into the medicine cabinet after a hard day, try to get some sleep, and not get stuck in Tiktok until morning. And if after sleeping the ailment is gone, then congratulations: you've experienced the effects of bedicine. That is, you got a good night's sleep instead of taking pills. For sleep is a wonderful gift to mankind, which we regularly neglect thanks to the rhythm of life. Anyway, get some sleep, guys, your mothers still need you.

- You're sure on your way to slay a plenty of people if you continue to miss your bedicine before the work shift.


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Shitshow is a fucking circus, a total thrashing, a situation where something failed to go according to plan, and turned into a bullshit reality show called "Another Beautiful Day of My Life".

The word can be a great title for your autobiography. Going on a blind date? It quickly acquires "shitshow" status when you find out that the potential partner is, in fact, your ex. You plan a family outing to the movie theater, but when you arrive you find out that a sewer line burst just an hour ago; you hear screaming everywhere, the security services are scurrying chaotically from side to side, sewage is spewing from windows and doors, and the facade of the building is slowly falling apart. "Well fuck," you say, "some shitshow, let's go to another one." In short, almost any event where things don't go the way you expect can be called a "shitshow."

Example:
- Every fucking Monday my whole life turns into a shitshow.


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Fraud is cheating, as well as "phony" or "fake," which a person can also be if they are pretending to be something they are not.

"I'm a fraud," your friend admits after a conversation with a girl in which he bullshitted himself, and now he doesn't know where to get all the things he is supposed to have, be they a car, dough, connections, or a penis of 25 centimeters. Fraud is any fake online, any impostor or liar in absolutely any field of activity, for there is nowhere without deception. Even such bullshit as exaggerating your own merits during a job interview already makes you feel like a fraud. Not Frodo, but Fraud. If you feel like Frodo, you're in big trouble, too.

Example:
- Okey, maybe telling that my boobs are C-cups wasn't completely true, but using a fake profile photo... That's an outrageous fraud!


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Turd burglar is literally translated as "turd stealer". This is how men of non-traditional sexual orientation are mostly derogatorily referred to.

No need to go into the sordid details and tell you why, it's all clear without this. But in addition to the basic meaning, there is an even more interesting one. Turd burglar is a name for a person who you haven't even seen yet and already hate, especially when it comes to public toilets. He literally fouls up everything around him and spreads a disgusting smell when inside a stall. Outside, however, he pulls the handle of the closed (at best) door every thirty seconds and thereby pisses you off, sitting on the earthenware throne.

Example:
- Can I have a dump without any turd burglars?!


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Easy like is a subscriber who likes all of your posts and photos, regardless of their quality or content. Whether it's cowpokes, snotty quotes, or philosophical musings about nothing.

"Easy like" is your most loyal fan, raising your self-esteem to the sky.
Frequently, the ubiquitous "like" is sinned by fans who feel like making a move somehow, if the first step has not yet been taken. Thus they prepare the ground for further flirting. Some people are annoyed by this behavior, others are driven to puppy raptures, and some absolutely do not give a damn. Among family members and couples, it's considered a rule to like everything, indiscriminately. Otherwise, someone gets offended and won't like in return. And that's a tragedy.

Example:
- At first, that guy was just an easy like, but now he visits all my club shows religiously. I don't think my bf will be happy about it.


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A rare sight - an uncommon event. The expression may or may not be used sarcastically, at your discretion.

A clear sky over Los Angeles is a rare sight, as you simply can't see the stars due to industrial waste (although the stars walk on the ground there, so it's a sin to complain). A woman at the front desk of a health clinic who doesn't throw herself at you like a panther in a zoo cage is also a rare sight. People wearing masks in public places of their own volition, not because the police or checkers are around, is another rare sight and something to aspire to, even if you feel like a dog in a muzzle.

Example:
- Wow, my husband finally decided to get his butt off the couch and do something. What a rare sight!


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We move - let's move out. A fashionable way of agreeing to an adventure or an ordinary offer to visit a bar, since saying "yes" has become a cliché.

Still, the expression has another meaning. What do being late for a flight and refusing sex have in common? It's right that you bummed out, but there's always a way out, so don't despair. "We move" in this context can be translated as "whatever. If they don't get it here, they'll get it somewhere else, right? And you can always buy new tickets...

Example:
- Come again? Your parents are going out of town this weekend and you'll be home alone? We move!


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City slicker [ˈsɪtɪ ˈslikər] - city dude, fop.

Adores the bohemian lifestyle, hanging out in bars, going to parties, and having a good time. A sleazy, spoiled, self-centered, and often rich person who never had a clue about hard physical work. Such a character often appeared in American comic books and movies before the mid-20th century, but usually to be outwitted by wise villagers and kicked in the pot. At the moment, this is the name of a city dweller who would never agree to trade his life in the metropolis for the countryside or dug a potato in his mother's vegetable garden ever.

Example:
- The senator's son was a typical city slicker who liked expensive cars, clubs and whores.


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Dinchfast is an amalgamation of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Yeah, there are such meals, especially for fat people, when they are able to eat five servings in one sitting.

Yet not only that. The urge to have a dinchfast can occur when you've been so drunk that you've slept all day and end up munching on several servings at once. In that case, your dinner becomes a dinchfast. It's better to eat right and not lump three meals into one, but sometimes you really have no choice. And if you eat like that all the time without any force majeure, go see a doctor.

Example:
- I'm friggin' starving, I could eat dinchfast right about now.


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Rule 34 — that's the main rule of the Internet! Remember! If something exists, it means there's a hundred percent porn about it.

If there's no such porn yet, there will be soon. If it seems like there are characters, things or situations that can't be tarnished, then you're imagining it. There aren't! There's bound to be a narrow-minded pervert for whom this is a fetish! And okay, he would be quietly with himself, with his left hand. Nope, he is bound to find an artist or director who will agree to paint or film his fantasy for a nominal fee. And then he is sure to spread this obscenity online...

Example:
- If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't, there will be. It's Rule 34, dude.


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Quack doctor

Meaning: a pseudo-doctor, a person who either pretends to be a medic or simply supports unconventional means of treatment.

Quack is the sound that ducks use to communicate. Hard to say why quack doctors began to be compared to ducks, perhaps quacking is associated with bullshit for some, but not the point. The plague doctors of the Middle Ages could be considered "ducks" as they didn't give a fuck what they were dealing with and how to handle it at all. Oh, and psychotherapists who used lobotomies are also considered "quack doctors" in spite of all their qualifications, etc., cause they're really quacked out of their minds.

Example:
What a shame, this quack doctor can't even take blood pressure correctly.


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Spree

Meaning: partying, drunkenness, binge drinking, and other uncontrolled activities. Think back to a time in your life when you had to limit yourself to money, food, or fun.

For instance, you were on a diet to lose weight, or you couldn't eat fast food or drink alcohol for GI problems. Hardly such restrictions may please anyone. But then, when it was time to return on the road... that's when the spree began. The word "spree" itself can be nominated in the contest for the strangest and most polysemantic slang expression, since besides the listed meanings, it is also used in criminal summaries. Well, whenever one talks about mass murders. Which "spree" do you tend to go for?

Example:
- After 2 months of Covid lockdown, we decided to go on a drinking spree and went on a pub crawl because we no longer gave a fuck.


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🏢 Concrete jungle

Meaning:
concrete environments.

No need to go far for an example, just look out the window and you'll see faceless high-rises, asphalt trails, and overflowing garbage cans.

Example:
- Man, concrete jungle is my thing, I know every corner here like the back of my hand.


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🥕Girls who eat carrots

Meaning: girls who like to give blowjobs.

It's good to know there are most of them. Moreover, special fans of oral caresses also exist among them. If it's a choice for them to make love to a guy or just suck his dick, they'll opt for the latter. Twice. The lead singer of One Direction, Louis Tomlinson, was once asked in an interview what kind of girls he liked. He answered without hesitation, "The ones who like carrots."

Given the enormous popularity, at the time, of the band and the lead singer in particular, the expression became a cliché. And eating carrots turn into a real trend among teenage groupies. Wish there were more trends like that.

Example:
- Judging by the way she imitates playing the flute, she's definitely one of the girls who loves eating carrots.


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Motorboating

Meaning:
to play motorboating, to ride between the boobs.

Favorite pastime of men whose fetish is women's breasts. This activity is for an insightful enough woman with big "eyes" and the proper spirit. The man approaches or leans over her, depending on the pose. Places his face between her breasts, touching the skin with his lips, and embraces the owner firmly.

Then he begins to shake his head vigorously and yank it in all directions, letting out his accumulated emotions through an indecipherable scream. The acoustics in such a boob valley are quite peculiar, so this cry begins to sound like a motorboat. Surely the best way to relieve stress!

Example:
- These tits make me dream of motorboating.


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Milksop

Meaning:
a British way of referring to a cowardly, weak person.

The origin of the expression is "bread soaked in milk", which falls apart in your hands and slips out when you try to pick it up, but such a coward is not necessarily a milk-boy. He may well be a middle-aged man, and age does not play any role here. Nor is the degree of insult so harsh.

Example:
- Get up and do push ups, stupid milksop!


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Straight fire

Meaning: cool, fire!

It's how you talk about something so badass that there are no words, only emotions. If it's an event, you get a wild buzz from it, like with drug intoxication. If it's a person, he looks like an angel who fell from heaven right into a Prada store. If it's a thing, you're guaranteed to recommend it to all your friends, twice, and they'll buy it.

Example:
- What's up, girls? Why don't we have coffee together? I'm straight-fire today, aren't I?


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⚡Hanky-panky

Meaning:
hootsie-tootsie, kissing, hugging and holding hands, any manifestations of tenderness in a couple.

This also includes various pranks that lovers can do in the back seat of a car or under a table in a restaurant.

Originally, "hanky-panky" referred to petty and frivolous shenanigans, mischief, any undignified behavior, including when it came to children.

Example:
- Hey! No hanky-panky on a first date!

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