Last Charge of the Reddit Brigade
Have some clout, Have some gold,
Have some clout, him/her/xir,
All in the valley of Yavoriv
Rode the Reddit Hundred.
“Forward, Harvey Milk Brigade!
Charge the mess hall!” xem/xir said.
Into the valley of Shidded Pants
Rode the Reddit hundred.
II
“Forward, Anarcho Brigade! Forward Ma’am Brigade”
Was there a mulatto dismayed?
Not though the redditors knew
They had fucking blundered.
Theirs is not to reply guy,
Theirs is not to reason why (posting meta-data selfies with GPS is bad)
Theirs but to post and die.
Into the valley of the Crimea Crematoria
Rode the Reddit hundred.
III
Laughter from right of them,
Humiliation from left of them,
Bombers overhead rumbled and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
Boldly they cried for mommy and sprinted well,
Trying to escape the jaws of Death,
Guess what Hogwarts Jedi, war is hell
So sobbed the Reddit hundred.
IV
Flashed all their genitals bare,
Bombs exploded, the Avengers Disassembled in the air
Posting one last selfie there,
Charging the Russians, while
All the world posted their L.
Arguing over age of consent,
Of reality they didn’t have a hint;
Normies and Russsians and Thanos
Reeled and peeled from a belly laugh
After the bombs fell, they don’t know where Redditor pieces went.
Then the Jews closed their browsers and walked away,
But not the Reddit hundred.
All because those little yellow/blue flags
Appealed to the clout-chasing Reddit fags.
