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💬 Who are you?


𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂?




The purpose of Maths is to find your ex and ask why.

It is also to find a substitute for the ex!

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Playstore: You do not have enough space

Me: (sighs and deletes two apps) 😒

Playstore: You do not have enough space

Me: But I just deleted two apps!

Playstore: You do not have enough space

Me: Okay, no problem give me back the two apps I just deleted then.

Playstore: Nope, you do not have enough space

Me: 🔫

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Wait wait wait, let him cook!

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SOME MATHEMATICAL FACTS ABOUT 2025

1. 2025, itself, is a PERFECT square:
45²

2. It's a product of TWO squares, viz:
9² × 5² = 2025

3. It is the sum of THREE squares, viz:
40² + 20² + 5² = 2025

4. It's the first PERFECT SQUARE after 1936.

5. It's the sum of cubes of all the single digits, from 1 to 9. viz:
1³ + 2³ +...+ 9³ = 2025

Happy New Year guys 🎉🎊

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Boy was like "una mind no go touch ground"

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In a car pork!

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Bro, what is my weight?

Ah, you better stop eating because if our boss sees this, you are gone!

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The video was already crazy enough, then the camera zoom took me out 💀

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Spiders are the only web developers in the world that enjoys finding bugs!

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Christmas is around the corner and you don't have money for chicken.

Wait, must I even teach you people everything?

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😂😂😂

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Every single night 😂😂😂

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2025 starts with WTF!

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The guy no get joy at all 😂

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This generation is messed up. In church I saw a youth lighting a cigarette with church candles, I was so shocked I almost dropped my bottle of beer.

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I am not going to ask any question because I know you know the question already.

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