The Comedy Centre


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Boss: You can't be here. You called in yesterday with a case of COVID-19 virus. You can only come back to work when you have been tested.

Me: I called yesterday that I had a case of Corolla and I won't be coming to work. I didn't say anything about no virus 🙄

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Jail and prison are the same thing but jailer and prisoner are not!

#DidYouKnow

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Which is faster, heat or cold?

Answer: Heat, because you can catch a cold.

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She said she is waxing my Valentines Day Gift and I thought I was getting a car 🙄

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I still had to look twice even after reading the text.

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Did you know there is a phenomenon known as the Thatcher Effect. It is a cognitive illusion where the human brain struggles to recognize facial distortions when the face is upside down. The exact reason for this remains unclear. Simply rotate your phone to see the effect on this image.

#DidYouKnow

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Mac doesn't support Windows but it support DOS (doors)!

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I don die 😂 😂 😂

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Girls cannot remember where they kept their hairclip they removed from their hair 15 minutes ago but can remember what you said 5 years ago on Thursday the 28th at 11:34am

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Literally, man of the house!

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Bro: Can February March?

Me: No, but April May!

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Dog moves cam so he can steal food 😂😂

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LinkedIn is the opposite of Twitter.
In LinkedIn, hot girls write to nerdy guys, and nerdy guys ignore them.

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The purpose of Maths is to find your ex and ask why.

It is also to find a substitute for the ex!

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Playstore: You do not have enough space

Me: (sighs and deletes two apps) 😒

Playstore: You do not have enough space

Me: But I just deleted two apps!

Playstore: You do not have enough space

Me: Okay, no problem give me back the two apps I just deleted then.

Playstore: Nope, you do not have enough space

Me: 🔫

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Wait wait wait, let him cook!

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SOME MATHEMATICAL FACTS ABOUT 2025

1. 2025, itself, is a PERFECT square:
45²

2. It's a product of TWO squares, viz:
9² × 5² = 2025

3. It is the sum of THREE squares, viz:
40² + 20² + 5² = 2025

4. It's the first PERFECT SQUARE after 1936.

5. It's the sum of cubes of all the single digits, from 1 to 9. viz:
1³ + 2³ +...+ 9³ = 2025

Happy New Year guys 🎉🎊

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Boy was like "una mind no go touch ground"

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In a car pork!

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