“Oh this punch is really making me feel young again,” said De Vries as she leaned in close to Thisslewick. “So, you’ve never been with a woman before?”

“Uhhh… I’m not feeling so good.” Thisslewick’s glasses were getting foggy from perspiration and heavy breathing. His face was growing pale, his lips losing color.

“Don’t be like that dear, it’s really know big deal, first times. Just relax…” De Vries leaned in close to kiss Thisslewick’s virgin lips…