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Most Important Dad 😂

KENNY: My Dad is the most important person in this country because the President of Ghana himself calls him every night

JUNIOR: What does your dad do?

KENNY: He's a Minister.

JUNIOR: Well, my dad is the most important person that even the President himself sits with his head bowed in front of my dad.

KENNY: Wow! What does your dad do?

JUNIOR: He's a barber.
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EMPLOYER: In this job, we need someone who is responsible.

AY: I'm the one you want because on my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.


I just saved a life today on my way out. I asked a beggar how he would feel if l gave him N1000?.. He replied "Oga, I will die!"
So l kept my money. Thank God I've saved a life..


Just can't believe what my eyes saw yesterday evening. A Motorcyclist knocked a girl down, we all rushed to help her. While she was on the floor helplessly, with serious injuries to her body, she was shouting, "My phone! My phone!!"
We thought she wanted to call her family, so we gave her her phone.
Immediately, she stood up after she collected the phone, took a selfie of herself, log into Facebook and uploaded the picture with the caption...
"JUST HAD AN ACCIDENT, FAINTING THINGS ON MY MIND!"
She logged out and fainted immediately!


In a launching service, the pastor said, "Whosoever launches this church project will be blessed bountifully."

A young man looking averagely normal took the mic. He said, "On behalf of me and my family, I launch GHS50million."

The pastor was shocked, "The whole church applauded him.

Few minutes later, the pastor asked him, "Sir when will you redeem the pledge?"

The man smiled at him saying, "Before I die."


One day a husband says to his wife, “Today is a fine day!” Next day he says it again. “Today is a fine day.” Again next day, he says same thing, “Today is a fine day.”
Finally after a week, the wife asks her husband, “Since last week, you are saying today is a fine day. I am fed up. What’s the matter?”
"Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you."


My girlfriend said she's leaving me because of my obsession with TV Dramas.

But will she really leave me?...

...Find out next week!


During a Mathematics class, the teacher asks, "Class, who knows what 2 + 2 is?"

Realising how simple the question, Johnny raises his hand, but the teacher pointed to another student. Johnny was upset.

The teacher asks again, "Who knows what 5 + 5 is?"

Johnny raises his hand again, but the teacher still didn't point at him.

The teacher asks his third question, "Johnny, What's X if 40X + 30 = 120X?"

Johnny replies, "But sir, I did not raise up my hand."


An English Professor wrote the words...

"A woman without her man is nothing"

...on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

A woman, without her, man is nothing."


MAN 1: I am going to be a father.

MAN 2: Your wife should be happy now I guess.

MAN 1: The problem is she doesn't know about it


Rich Man vs Poor Man


RICH MAN: Today, I Have 14 exotic cars, 18 Mansions, $ 100 million in one bank account, 3 farm houses. What do you have?

POOR MAN: I have a boy who's girlfriend is your daughter!


1.Pull him closer

2.Look him in the eye

3.Put your hands around his waist

4.Put you hand in his pocket

5.Grab his wallet

6.Run away as fast as you can.

Thank me later Ladies...


BLIND BEGGAR TO A LADY: You look like an angel. Can you please give me some money?

LADY TO HER HUSBAND: This man isn't blind

HUSBAND: He is!

WIFE: How do you know?

HUSBAND: He said that you look like an angel.

They are divorced now...


TEACHER: Suppose I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?

STUDENT: 5

TEACHER: How?

STUDENT: I have a dog in my house now.


A girl was toweling her wet p**sy. She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until the p**sy cried "Meow" and run away.

Moral Lessons

1. Be kind to Animals

2. Always keep your thoughts clean...


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