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30 Jul 2019, 10:15

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Boy: Hey, what do you say to a nice walk?

Girl: Oh, that would be lovely!

Boy: Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?

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30 Jul 2019, 10:10

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Q: How did the black guy escape prison?
A: He unscrewed all of the light-bulbs.
Q: How did he get caught?
A: He smiled.

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30 Jul 2019, 10:08

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Me: “Hey today was great”
Dave: “What happened”
Me: “I ran into my ex today”
Dave: “What’s so great about that?”
Me: “I was in my car”

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30 Jul 2019, 10:06

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Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

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30 Jul 2019, 10:05

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Mom: “why did you get in so much trouble at school today?”
Kid: “it was show and tell day and I couldn’t find any of my toys to show the class so I borrowed yours”

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30 Jul 2019, 10:04

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I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?"
I said "Because he didn't die in real life"
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30 Jul 2019, 10:02

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My principle said to me madly, "Ur a fuckin' teenager!, I bet you can't even see your dick when you look down in the shower."
"No sir, just your daughter's head," I replied.😹😹
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30 Jul 2019, 10:02

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I could never fight a gay guy. I don't know how to start.
"I'm gonna beat your ass...imma eat you up.. I mean I'm gonna fuck you up... no, I mean I'm stick my foot so far up your ass.. no, not like that, I mean Fuck you, damn it, I give up
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29 Jul 2019, 21:39

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Q. What is the lightest thing in the world?
A. A penis...even a thought can raise it.
😂😂
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29 Jul 2019, 09:07

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Imagine the government passing a new law that all beautiful ladies and handsome guys gonna pay "Beauty Tax"......
I know you all are smiling, cause you know you are Safe.
Share to those who r safe!
😂😂
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29 Jul 2019, 09:06

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Two med students were talking

A: "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?"
B: "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young girl rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have anything you want!'"
A: "Good choice, her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Two idiots
😂😂
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29 Jul 2019, 09:04

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My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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29 Jul 2019, 09:03

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Maths be like...

If the plane ✈️ moves 253km south west And the wind blows from 60°south east .....
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then Calculate the Age of the pilot 😳
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28 Jul 2019, 22:27

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Me: Let's play the firetruck game.
Girl: How do you play?
Me: I run my fingers up your leg, and you say "redlight" when you want me to stop.
Girl: Okay.
*Few seconds later*
Girl: "REDLIGHT!!"
Me: Firetrucks don't stop for redlights😏
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28 Jul 2019, 22:25

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Me: Hey there
Girl:Hi
Me:Is there a phone in your pocket?
Girl: No,why?
Me: because that ass is calling me!
*i got slapped*😂😂
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28 Jul 2019, 22:25

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A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests?" asked the prison guard.
"Yes", replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
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28 Jul 2019, 22:23

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Damn girl ur legs must be tired cause u've been running threw my mind
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25 Jul 2019, 23:58

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It's my wife's birthday tomorrow.
Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. "Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something with diamonds."
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.
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25 Jul 2019, 23:56

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Why did God make Adam before Eve?

To give Adam a chance to speak
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25 Jul 2019, 14:58

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"Give it to me!" my girlfriend yelled.

"I'm so fucking wet! Give it to me now!"

She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
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