You say you’ve a great new thing to tell me all about
Say it’s gonna sweep the country put the leftists to a route:
“We need to begum catholic” well buddy let me say I have my doubts

Let’s say faggot
Let’s say faggot all the time
Instead of Christianity let’s openly opine
In the office, at the jobsite when we’re drinking with our friends
Let’s say “faggot” constantly, and reap those dividends.

“Now hear me out” I hear you say, “that wasn’t all I had
We should read postmodern perverts and glean some good from bad,
We can turn them on our enemies” well my friend I have to tell you that’s a fad

Let’s say “nigger”
Let’s say nigger all the time
Instead of readin’ Baudrillard let’s openly opine
In the office, at the jobsite when we’re drinking with our friends
Let’s say “nigger” constantly, and reap those dividends.