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Life Tips

29 Jun 2020, 00:00

SLPT: Don't have toilet paper? Just cut a kitchen paper roll in half!
https://redd.it/hhkwx7
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SLPT: If you accidentally dial the wrong number and feel bad about hanging up on them, when they answer just say "hello... We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty policy" then they'll hang up on you.

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SLPT: If you accidentally dial the wrong number and feel bad about...

Posted in r/ShittyLifeProTips by u/kerrybaumann • 20 points and 0 comments

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Life Tips

28 Jun 2020, 22:00

SLPT Of course they don't protect you!
https://redd.it/hhjkdh
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28 Jun 2020, 21:00

SLPT: Eyes red? Pour bleach in them.

https://redd.it/hhe8gh
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SLPT: Eyes red? Pour bleach in them.

Posted in r/ShittyLifeProTips by u/FrodoMoji • 5 points and 3 comments

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Life Tips

28 Jun 2020, 20:00

[SLPT] Take a deep breath and keep it in ur cheeks when ur about to go underwater.

If you’re about to drown or can’t hold it, use the air in your cheeks!

https://redd.it/hhgo01
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[SLPT] Take a deep breath and keep it in ur cheeks when ur about...

If you’re about to drown or can’t hold it, use the air in your cheeks!

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Life Tips

28 Jun 2020, 19:00

SLPT: If you plan to spout racist shit on camera, quit your job before you spout. That way, you can deny others the satisfaction of you getting fired for your racist shit.

https://redd.it/hhggrg
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SLPT: If you plan to spout racist shit on camera, quit your job...

Posted in r/ShittyLifeProTips by u/Bogey_Yogi • 4 points and 0 comments

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Life Tips

28 Jun 2020, 18:00

SLPT: reduce, reuse, recycle
https://redd.it/hhfl3e
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Life Tips

28 Jun 2020, 17:00

SLPT: Get two dancers instead of an electric heater in the winters to heat up the room.
https://redd.it/hhe7dk
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28 Jun 2020, 16:00

SLPT- no hands- use your tongue please!
https://redd.it/hhcq61
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28 Jun 2020, 15:00

SLPT: When you're on fire you're a danger to yourself and others. Do not be on fire.
https://redd.it/hhcjsu
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28 Jun 2020, 14:00

SLPT use a tracker to set no goals and miss no goals.
https://redd.it/hh2ndq
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28 Jun 2020, 13:00

SLPT: Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do

https://redd.it/hhbet6
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SLPT: Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do

Posted in r/ShittyLifeProTips by u/khootycooty • 7 points and 1 comment

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Life Tips

28 Jun 2020, 12:00

SLPT: Want free food? Put a silencer on a baseball bat and smash a vending machine

You’ll be fine I promise. Have fun and enjoy :D

https://redd.it/hhazdq
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SLPT: Want free food? Put a silencer on a baseball bat and smash a...

You’ll be fine I promise. Have fun and enjoy :D

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Life Tips

28 Jun 2020, 11:00

SLPT: Do cocain while pregnant to avoid painful child birth

Baby will just slide out

https://redd.it/hh8tzk
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SLPT: Do cocain while pregnant to avoid painful child birth

Baby will just slide out

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Life Tips

28 Jun 2020, 10:00

SLPT: Take photos of you getting thinner or fatter. Then arrange them in a way to go from fat to thin and thin to fat. Make a video and sell both weight gaining and reducing products

https://redd.it/hh7ml2
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SLPT: Take photos of you getting thinner or fatter. Then arrange...

Posted in r/ShittyLifeProTips by u/Schrodingers_liar • 9 points and 0 comments

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