Should I get a restraining order against my ferret, Marshal, after he keeps attempting to crawl UP my pant leg?
I am SHAKING as I type this. So, my ferret boy, Marshal, on several times, tried to crawl up my pant leg of my shorts. Whilst I was standing, playing with them, Princess Chaos and Marshal, Marshal, tried several times to jump up and crawl into my pant leg. I am absolutely traumatized by this and will need EXTENSIVE therapy. I'm thinking about suing to cover the costs of therapy that I will be needing. I think several snoot boops will be enough? I already issued a ferret safe chew treat to warn them against any further contact.
I am so scared y'all, this has NEVER happened to me, even though it has happened several times with my cats and dog. Please, what actions can I take against my ferrets? I've already called them "Goofy Goobers" and "Stink Stink Stinky boy" but, I think I might have gone too far.
Haha, Merry Christmas early, y'all. Hopefully, this is a goofy post but, please, I am 100% serious, I am afraid in my own home. lol
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